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    Stiles is used to selling himself to make ends meet. But it's getting harder to keep those ends meeting, and there's only so much of Stiles to go around. Until a too-fancy car shows up in his neighborhood, and he meets Derek Hale.

    All Derek wants is Stiles's time, someone to stay on his arm for events and smile for the cameras. It's the easiest job Stiles has ever had, the best-paying one he's ever had, and he's more than happy to sign up.

    Derek is everything and nothing Stiles expects him to be, with his tailored suits, sharp mind and his quiet way of caring. But it's just a job and Stiles never meant to fall in love.

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    3 May 2017

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    In which Derek and Stiles are made aware of their potential and have to make a choice about what their relationship will be.

    “Let me get this straight,” his dad says. “You’re telling me a witch told Derek and yourself that you could be destined to be together and now Derek will be going to college with you?”

    Stiles shrugs, resting his hands on his legs to stop himself from fidgeting. “That’s about it, yep.”

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    18 Apr 2017

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    Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.

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    Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...

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    10 Apr 2017

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    AU: The estimated chance for a successful planet-to-planet beaming had been a mere 1.3 percent. Considering the success rate for his own conception had been just as low, if not lower, Spock concluded the universe sometimes ceased to operate on logic, and instead opted for a more whimsical approach. Hence the unconscious humanoid curled up on the transporter pad.

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    10 Apr 2017

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    In a universe with no Federation, where First Contact never happened, Jim Kirk is your average popular guy. On Christmas Eve, thanks to a series of strange events, Jim finds himself in a parallel universe where the Milky Way is under the control of an alien race and ends up as a servant in the residence of the Royal House of Vulcan. As he starts adapting to his new life, Jim's curiosity fucks everything up—but hey, Vulcans shouldn't have told him that he isn't allowed to enter this wing of the palace; Jim has never been good at following rules.

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    This is the story of how Jim Kirk became a Princess ("Prince Consort, Bones!") of the United Planets of Vulcan Kingdom.

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