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    "Hm?" Merlin asks, distracted when he looks up and squints at Eggsy's face, then catches up and resumes working. "Oh. No. Zania Bonatti, Italian artist and activist. Also Harry's wife."

    "You wot?" Eggsy blurts, eyes snapping back to him, then over to Roxy like he might've mis-heard.

    But he hasn't because Roxy's face wrinkles minutely in sympathy that has Eggsy's ears burning and he snaps his eyes away again in humiliation.

    "Yes, Harry's married. Did he never mention that to you?" Merlin pauses long enough to frown briefly, then he shrugs. "Well, on to more important matters…"
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    Or: The one in which Harry is married to his friend (for entirely non-romantic reasons) and nobody explains to Eggsy that very important detail.

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    12 Oct 2015

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    AU. Harry is a celebrated food critic. Eggsy is a Youtube-famous food blogger. They meet at the grand opening of Mediterranean restaurant Mallorca when they’re forced to share a table. It’s a meal, and a night, neither will soon forget.

    For the 2015 Kingsman Bang. (Revised 11.21.15)

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    12 Oct 2015

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    Of course, a refusal to apologise and a handjob on the floor of a fitting room does not reparations make.

    Eggsy left the shop that night with a new chip on the shoulder of his new suit. Harry left the shop that night with the knowledge of what Eggsy looked like flushed and trembling with pleasure under his hands and the certainty that this single torturous taste of what he wanted most was worth living with the possibility that he would not get another.

    (Everyone has PTSD and makes bad decisions.)

    Sequel to The Green

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    10 Oct 2015

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    Harry goes undercover to infiltrate the circle of a corrupt overlord and is given Eggsy, a young prostitute, as a token of goodwill. Harry has to live with Eggsy and keep him safe, while maintaining his cover.

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    9 Oct 2015

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    The lack of a silver suppository has set Eggsy upon a certain path. The way that Eggsy looks, dripping wet and half naked, sets Harry on another.

    (Or: Total Canon Re-Write, aka The One Where Harry's Libido Saves His Life)

    Altered epilogue added August 2nd, 2015.

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    7 Oct 2015

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