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    'You're a wizard, Harry' is easier to hear from a half-giant when you're eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when you're seventeen and late for work.

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    22 Jul 2017

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    Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case.

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    21 Jul 2017

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    There were few pleasures, Hawke thought sourly, to match a week's journey in a carriage crowded against the man who'd fucked you until you couldn't see straight, and then promptly leapt out of your bed as though it were full of coals.

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    25 Jun 2017

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    This, this is torture. This is Vax cracking him open and Shaun letting him. And it’s sick, truly, because Shaun would rather have Vax here, in his bedroom, unattainable and heart wrenching, than anywhere else in the world. At least here, Vax is safe. At least here, the only person getting hurt is Shaun.

    They’ll have to see how long he can survive like this.

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    09 Oct 2016

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    "Dude," said Holster, his eyes huge, "that's so sad. We gotta get them together."

    "This isn't a romcom, Holtzy, " Ransom said, patting his arm. "I'm sure that's not what Shitty had in mind."

    "Actually," said Shitty, "that's exactly what I had in mind. And I've got a plan."

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    10 Jul 2016

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