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    5 times Nursey and Dex had rough, dirty sex totally casual sex with no feelings at all and 1 time they didn't.

    That's it. That's all this is. Just a lot of smut with probablydefinitely some feels at the end everywhere because these two idiots have a lot of feelings, okay? (this story may have gotten away from me a little. Sorry?)

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    07 Oct 2017

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    Alternatively, “Kent and Alexei’s Guide on How to Screw Around and (Not) Talk about Feelings”

    The year in which Kent Parson, famous NHL player and renowned (read: lonely) party animal, reads trashy erotic novels, fails to learn Russian from Alexei’s mom through elaborate contemporary dance, co-adopts a dog, and fucks his way into domesticity and, surprisingly, a functional relationship.

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    30 Sep 2017

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    Zayn thought he wanted to know where Liam worked. Apparently he thought wrong.

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    29 Sep 2017

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    Simon groans and pushes himself up from resting on his folded arms, digging his fingers into his eyes. “I can’t do this,” he says. “I’m going to drop out of college and bulk up and become a stripper.”

    Jace smirks. “Sure, Simon,” he replies.

    “I’m serious,” Simon tells him between his spread fingers. “People will shove singles in my gold booty shorts and I’ll be the richest of all of us.”

    (Or: a five plus one about Simon's glasses, but not really.)

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    23 Sep 2017

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    His father’s face suddenly turned serious again.

    “He is twenty four though, son. I don’t care if his smile shits rainbows and his laugh births puppies. You are his employee. It would be bad to cross those lines during your first job. Or ever.”

    Stiles’ face hit the table.

    “I hate my life,” he moaned.

    Scott laughed cheerfully. “Don’t worry sheriff! It sounds to me like the entire cinema staff feels the same. Stiles doesn’t stand a chance with Derek!”

    “Scratch that,” Stiles mumbled into the wood. “I hate you two more.”

    Or – Stiles starts working at the movie theater. His boss is Derek.

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    16 Sep 2017