teaonthestairs



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    One would think that having the name of one's soulmate appear on one's wrist on one's sixteenth birthday would make matrimony much less complicated. It mostly does not. And not at all for Miss Elizabeth Bennet of Longbourne.

    (A deconstruction of the "soulmate identifying mark" trope, using "Pride and Prejudice." Trigger warnings in the tags.)

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    25 Sep 2017

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    “Sergeant Barnes?”

    “Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

    “Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

    Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

    “I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

    “Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

    Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

    “I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

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    09 Jun 2017

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    To read

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    Beth Johanssen in the before, the after, and the now.

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    04 Jan 2017

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    This is a working title for the series. Suggestions would be deeply appreciated.

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    19 Jul 2016

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    *clutches face*

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    Facts, seen on a sheet: Wilhelmina Harriet Graham, thirty-two, 5'2 and ½, 115 soaking wet. Emotional instabilities detected.

    You can fucking say that again.

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    01 Jun 2016