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    "Technically, that's an octopus. Except for the whole skull thing. It's definitely not a hydra through. I mean, how seriously can you take an evil organization intent on world domination when they can't even get their totem animal right." She slid into Darcy's chair and pulled a laptop out of her bag. "I'm Skye, by the way."

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    "What kind of assholes attack on Valentine's Day!"

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    "Tony's right."

    "Sometimes," Phil agreed, sitting down beside Clint on the edge of terrace, their backs to Manhattan. He handed over one of the two beer he'd brought out with him. "Specifically?"

    Clint stared up at the night sky for a moment, took a long drink, and finally said, "Reed Richards is a dick

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    Clint peered into the coffee shop. "I was passing, I saw them – and Phil, they're laughing!"

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    14
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    The Bronx was up, the Battery was down and thank freaking Thor that SHIELD provided housing or Darcy suspected she wouldn't have been able to afford to live closer than Vermont.

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    "Fine," Phil growled. "If you can get Captain America to agree to..."

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    1/1
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    4
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    "So I'm what?" Clint asked, drumming his heels. "Eight inches?"

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    1/1
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    8
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    "Have you ever been in love, Uncle Bilbo?"

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    3
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    8
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    1034
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    Christmas Eve, a barn, a baby, and an angel...

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    6
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    "Is this a dream?"

    "It's more of an extended metaphor."

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    "Some kind of seasonal spirit." Sam sprawled in the chair and stared thoughtfully at the hole in the toe of his left sock. "Shows up every seven years on the 24th of December and lures a bunch of kids to their doom."

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    "Not a problem, son. I am fully aware I'm larger than life." Santa had a friendly laugh and a deep voice that pushed the ambient noise aside. "I expect it's a problem you run into on occasion as well." A big hand with paint-stained fingers appeared in Sam's line of sight. "Nick."

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    "It's not the real Santa!" Natasha yelled as three more packages blew.

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    "I'm telling you, Coulson, you need to do something about that girl Friday of yours."

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    "I have an amazing rack. I can't wait til Phil gets a look at these."

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    Comments:
    5
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    "...who had turn into animal totem in the next time we get hit by magic pool?"

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    9
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    4
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    There's an alien who used to be worshipped as a god toasting Pop-Tarts in my kitchen, JARVIS. It's a whole new world.

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    44
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    Steve wasn't running away, no matter what Stark said.

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    29
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    "You're going to stop every single valid point I make with your lips, aren't you?" Danny sighed a moment later.

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    100
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    "Director Fury..." She took a deep breath, began again. "He just passed me. I've never seen him laughing like that."

    Language:
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    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
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    202
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    4102

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