19 Works by urbanAnchorite (t_ZM) in MS Paint Adventures
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"And then I saw a new Alternia, for the old Alternia had passed away." -- St. Troll John Cusack
How the Empire knelt to a clown, a mutant and a lawyer.
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In which seven and a half sweeps old Karkat Vantas, member of her Imperial Luminesce's Threshecutioner Corps, takes his moirail's kismesis out on an errand, encounters a variety of problems to do with sea monsters, becomes involved in excruciatingly complicated relationship tangles with his moirail's kismesis' inclade and ends up flipping as many tables as he does quadrants. Contains two ocean-going fight scenes, one lusus, distressing incidences of clown cultism, his lawyer, and absolutely no interactions with the quinity whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of Hemostuck
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Herobound by Cephied_Variable, schellibie, urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
18 Jan 2012
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Twelve years ago, sixteen teenagers were given the chance to change their futures, fortunes, and that of their hometown. Now it's 2021, and Paradox City is the hub for superheroism, supervillainy, super-gritty organized crime, and spandex as far as the eye can see.
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Promstuck: A Homestuck Fan Adventure (With Prom) by Cephied_Variable, schellibie, urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Homestuck
14 Jan 2012
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This is a story about love. This is a story about betrayal. Of heterosexuality, Heee Haw, and growing up.
This is a story about prom.
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Feferi Peixes is the last daughter of her mother's line, and she has to learn her throne.
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It's a question of jurisdiction.
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You'll get there, he interrupts. He is very calm! That is the worst part. There is not one spark of fear or pain, not one whiff of resistance. He is not afraid. It would be easier if he was afraid. Sit back, amateurs.
Spoilers for EOA5.
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In which Eridan Ampora, seven-sweeps seadwelling ne'er-do-well, goes to market for his moirail, gets caught up in a political intrigue, is sent on an errand by his employer who is not coincidentally his kismesis, partners up with his kismesis' moirail and blunders into exactly as many problems as a fishtroll would expect. Includes two major fight scenes, religious blasphemy, zombies, some inappropriately passionate kisses and an inordinate amount of blueblood thugs.
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- Part 1 of Hemostuck
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You are now playing WAITING FOR GOD TIER. You have DIED.
Written for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics 2011.
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For now the Seer dwells in the unknown sea-deeps instead of fearing them, and from the Noble Circle of Horrorterrors there is no escape.
Just not if Kanaya Maryam has anything to say about it.
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Feed a cold, starve a fever, and in the case of an ennui-filled Terezi Pyrope just quadruple caloric intake.
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And what rough beast, its hour come round at last/Slouches towards Skaia to be born?
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Choose lasagna as good first meal for boy humans (1) and boy trolls (1) to show you can overcome this cooking thing. Feel impugned when Rose suggests you would both eat popcorn between two slices of bread and call it a day. Advise her you only did that the once.
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As kissers go the Sylph of Space is A++++. Would kiss again.
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How Karkat Vantas Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Con Air by urbanAnchorite (t_ZM)
Homestuck
26 Mar 2011
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"John and Karkat rope each other into having an intense slumber party movie night. Popcorn, sleeping bags, the works."
The moment Karkat sees the sleeping bags, John sees him change his mind.
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Moirallegiance is the least understood of the conciliatory quadrants, but barely less dangerous than the kismesisstic. Investigation also shows that it is incredibly difficult to get right.
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"He romances the hell out of her."
There is a reason why adult trolls should never be around their young. Orphaner Dualscar comes back from the dead and finds Feferi Peixes. In the end, there's very little Eridan Ampora can do.
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Good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls dress up Mr. Ampora on Saturday nights. In which Rose knows she must be disturbed.
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"I would as a result like to request Karkat being the only troll left after the scratch, having a complete and total psychological breakdown, and John comforting him." Homesmut kinkmeme fill, though in the end, not kinky.
In which Karkat Vantas cancels life due to lack of interest, and John is left to pick up the pieces.