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    In which Chowder is stupidly good in bed, and Farmer is DELIGHTED.

    Language:
    English
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    1,987
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    821
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    In which Kent Parson has a terrible sexual history, angst is established, and I am going to hell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,302
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1494
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    Dex and Nursey spend Christmas together. Talking leads to feelings, feelings lead to porn, and porn leads first to nebulous kink discussions and then back to feelings again. OR SOMETHING.

    aka the sequel fic to I Know I Am, But What Are You? that people technically asked for but probably envisioned as something other than this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,610
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    317
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2052
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    “I need you,” says Dex, “to be my fake date at my family Christmas. Please.”
    “Cool,” says Nursey, mouth operating on Chill Autopilot while his higher brain functions come to a screeching halt. “I can do that.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,322
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    367
    Kudos:
    714
    Bookmarks:
    91
    Hits:
    5593
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    In which Zevran and Fenris are bros with benefits, Sera is cheerfully inappropriate, and the Iron Bull is an object of elven lust.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,668
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    401
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    “I wasn’t meant to be the last of us,” says Varric. But he is the last, and only silence answers.

    OR:

    This is what happens when I'm inspired by sad fanarts on tumblr. I BLAME YOU, INTERNET. I BLAME YOU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,614
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    410
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    Rhasa Lavellan is sick of Andraste. The Iron Bull helps him to feel like a person again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,177
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1373
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    Dorian Pavus is thirty years old, and he can count on Bull’s maimed hand the number of times he’s seriously considered the prospect of having children.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    913
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    In which Inquisitor Lavellan is Alexander Hamilton, Vivienne De Fer is Aaron Burr, the Iron Bull is Hercules Mulligan, Dorian is Laurens, Sera is Lafayette, Leliana is Philip Schuyler, Cassandra is Angelica, Josephine is Eliza, Cullen is Peggy, the Chargers and Varric are the Company, Garrett Hawke is George Washington, and I am going to hell.

    Each chapter is the Hamquisition version of a Hamilton song, hopefully to be posted in order. Liberties have been taken. SO MANY LIBERTIES.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,687
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    370
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    Rejected by the Inquisitor, Dorian needs a distraction. What he finds is the Iron Bull and a lot of useless feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,536
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    316
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3425
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    In which Cassandra and Aveline go on a terrible date, but somehow make it work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,432
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    344
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    Hawke stares at the three-word phrase that’s going to ruin his day, his week and – possibly – his life, inscribed in large, square letters on the otherwise pristine whiteboard: science vs magic.

    ‘Oh god,’ he says again.

    He’s going to need more coffee.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,033
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    842
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    In which Morrigan is a punk-rock goddess and Leliana is her folk-singer girlfriend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    704
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    534
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    Summary

    Five times Derek shared a bed, and one time he shared a home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,162
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    501
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    4422
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    In which Castiel Novak, proprietor of Angelic Massage, finds himself taking the touch-starved Dean Smith to dinner.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,286
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    509
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    3622
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    Summary

    In which Dean Smith, touch-starved and isolated, finds himself at the Angelic Massage parlour.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,936
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    553
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    4582
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    Summary

    Stiles is kinda slutty. So is Derek.
    Then they meet at a party, and Feelings ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,034
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    236
    Kudos:
    865
    Bookmarks:
    243
    Hits:
    13226
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    Summary

    Community Theatre AU where Dean gets roped into taking Sam to audition for a modern interpretation of Into the Woods, and ends up being cast as Little Red Riding Hood opposite Castiel as the Wolf.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,674
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    1035
    Kudos:
    542
    Bookmarks:
    113
    Hits:
    9161
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    'It's a simple question,' Benny says. 'Are you or are you not dating Dean Winchester?'
    Cas sighs, tipping his head back. 'Believe me,' he says. 'I wish I knew.'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,623
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    898
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    5654
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    The problem with wanting to bang the guy you talked down from an actual ledge, Dean thinks sourly, is that there's no good goddamn way to ask him out. Never mind what it says about Dean as a person, that he's been into Cas since their first conversation without any life-or-death overtones: at what point in a friendship that develops out of something like that can you ever say, without sounding like an insensitive asshole, 'So, I know you're going through a rough patch right now, but you're stupidly hot and talented and I really wanna suck your dick in a more than friends-with-benefits way?'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,859
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    791
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    5585

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