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    Summary

    In which Zevran and Fenris are bros with benefits, Sera is cheerfully inappropriate, and the Iron Bull is an object of elven lust.

    Language:
    English
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    3,668
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    302
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    “I wasn’t meant to be the last of us,” says Varric. But he is the last, and only silence answers.

    OR:

    This is what happens when I'm inspired by sad fanarts on tumblr. I BLAME YOU, INTERNET. I BLAME YOU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,614
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    319
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    Rhasa Lavellan is sick of Andraste. The Iron Bull helps him to feel like a person again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,177
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1064
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    Dorian Pavus is thirty years old, and he can count on Bull’s maimed hand the number of times he’s seriously considered the prospect of having children.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    790
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    In which Inquisitor Lavellan is Alexander Hamilton, Vivienne De Fer is Aaron Burr, the Iron Bull is Hercules Mulligan, Dorian is Laurens, Sera is Lafayette, Leliana is Philip Schuyler, Cassandra is Angelica, Josephine is Eliza, Cullen is Peggy, the Chargers and Varric are the Company, Garrett Hawke is George Washington, and I am going to hell.

    Each chapter is the Hamquisition version of a Hamilton song, hopefully to be posted in order. Liberties have been taken. SO MANY LIBERTIES.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,687
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    336
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    Rejected by the Inquisitor, Dorian needs a distraction. What he finds is the Iron Bull and a lot of useless feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,536
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3022
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    In which Cassandra and Aveline go on a terrible date, but somehow make it work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,432
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    310
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    Hawke stares at the three-word phrase that’s going to ruin his day, his week and – possibly – his life, inscribed in large, square letters on the otherwise pristine whiteboard: science vs magic.

    ‘Oh god,’ he says again.

    He’s going to need more coffee.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,033
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    761
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    In which Morrigan is a punk-rock goddess and Leliana is her folk-singer girlfriend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    704
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    476
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    Five times Derek shared a bed, and one time he shared a home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,162
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    466
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    4085
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    In which Castiel Novak, proprietor of Angelic Massage, finds himself taking the touch-starved Dean Smith to dinner.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,286
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    460
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3187
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    In which Dean Smith, touch-starved and isolated, finds himself at the Angelic Massage parlour.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,936
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    515
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4066
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    Summary

    Stiles is kinda slutty. So is Derek.
    Then they meet at a party, and Feelings ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,034
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    234
    Kudos:
    790
    Bookmarks:
    224
    Hits:
    12193
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    Community Theatre AU where Dean gets roped into taking Sam to audition for a modern interpretation of Into the Woods, and ends up being cast as Little Red Riding Hood opposite Castiel as the Wolf.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,672
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    1031
    Kudos:
    523
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    8814
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    'It's a simple question,' Benny says. 'Are you or are you not dating Dean Winchester?'
    Cas sighs, tipping his head back. 'Believe me,' he says. 'I wish I knew.'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,623
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    813
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    5060
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    The problem with wanting to bang the guy you talked down from an actual ledge, Dean thinks sourly, is that there's no good goddamn way to ask him out. Never mind what it says about Dean as a person, that he's been into Cas since their first conversation without any life-or-death overtones: at what point in a friendship that develops out of something like that can you ever say, without sounding like an insensitive asshole, 'So, I know you're going through a rough patch right now, but you're stupidly hot and talented and I really wanna suck your dick in a more than friends-with-benefits way?'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,859
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    719
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4984
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    'I didn't want to die,' Cas says. 'I just had a moment.'
    Benny raises an eyebrow. 'A moment?'
    'Yes.'
    'You keep using that word, moment,' Benny says. 'I don't think –'
    'So help me, if you Princess Bride this conversation, I'm finding another therapist.'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,595
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    703
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4879
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    The phone buzzes, this time with a text message. Dean glares at it. Chews. Swallows. Considers taking another bite before picking up, just out of sheer contrary spite, but doesn't, on the offchance that it's Sam.

    He taps the new message open, reads it twice, and freezes.

    'You've always been a good brother. This isn't your fault. I'm so sorry.'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    1034
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    7557
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    'You're a poem in applied mythology,' Cas says, and shifts his hips wider, hooking his left calf over the back of Dean's right knee, rubbing against him. 'A literal golden boy. Like Midas touched you, but left you living.'

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    722
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    4909
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    There’s a boy on the bed that should be Claire’s. Or rather, the ghost of a boy; he’s ever so slightly translucent, his body hovering a centimetre or two above the covers, though the book he holds in his insubstantial hands seems real enough.

    ‘You’re Kevin,’ she says, and the ghost-boy yelps, the room’s other contents shaking in the poltergeist-breeze of his shock.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,283
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    595

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