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    Steve has his life in order, okay. He goes to wizard college, even if he can't technically do magic. He has his own apartment, even though it's small and dinky and kind of gross, and forgets to exist sometimes, and might also be alive? Plus, he has a crush on the hot cyborg in unit 404 who cooks fiendishly good breakfast foods, and may or may not have some kind of weird connection to the sentient building they live in. He's not sure.

    He's dealing, all right, his life is in tip-top condition, or it was until an eldritch monstrosity called the Hydra started posing as a real estate company to try and buy over his new home.

    He's really pissed about that.

    (The one where Steve is an angry millennial wizard, Sam is a Disney prince, Natasha is a shapeshifter, and Bucky is a spoiler.)

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    20 Sep 2017

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    “I know a guy.” Poe always knew a guy. He knew a lot of guys. He had a guy for everything.

    “A guy,” Ben replied.

    “Yep.”

    “Who can do what?”

    “Oh, you know, this and that. Got a lot of money, a little time. You know how it goes.”

    Ben was beginning to feel like maybe he was the stoned one. “I really don’t.”

    Poe leaned forward on his elbows, charming crooked grin lighting up his handsome features, the kind of smile that won over everybody who crossed his path. “You give him a little time, he’ll give you a little money.”

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    08 Sep 2017

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    Hux has always had a plan for his life. It's going well. He's following in his father's footsteps with the College Republicans and writing for the prestigious "First Order" campus conservative magazine with his new friend Dopheld Mitaka.
    Until he meets Mitaka's roommate, Kylo Ren -- who is everything he shouldn't want.

    The college AU that nobody asked for, where Hux is a very closeted up-and-coming young Republican and Kylo is his polar opposite and greatest temptation. With lots of late-night texts, drunk sex, and Grand Moff Tarkin propaganda.

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    07 Sep 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    Hux wakes up on Mardi Gras day determined not to sleep with Ren, his mysterious voodoo neighbor. He has a duty to lead the Starkiller Neighborhood Marching Band through the French Quarter in display of sonic eschaton. Plus, he'd never make that mistake twice.

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    07 Sep 2017

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    Hux wants a dick pic from his recent hook-up. Unfortunately, he texts the wrong number.

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    05 Sep 2017