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Thirteen is the unlucky number for the criminal who can't learn, and Nori is all out of chances. His thirteenth theft means his punishment is the loss of an arm. Ori, fearing for his brother, begs the captain of the guard, saying he'd do anything, anything at all, to save his brother. Dwalin says he'll let Nori go in exchange for Ori himself. Ori, thinking he's trading a night in a seedy inn for his brother's arm, agrees. What he didn't expect after Nori had been let go, was for Dwalin to braid a marriage bead into Ori's hair and take the scribe home with him.
Ori finds himself having breakfast with princes and kings, working a new job with the best in his field, and trying to navigate a relationship with a guardsman who has more power over Ori's life and happiness than either of them want.
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Five Times Bofur Gave Bilbo His Hat, And The One Time Bilbo Took It by sum_nemo
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Apr 2013
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I took a prompt on the kink meme and ran with it further than requested. Prompt was:
At some point on the journey, things get a little ugly and battle is done. Bilbo, who still isn't terrific with a sword, is told to hang back or stay somewhere safe. (Or maybe he's guarding the ponies, whatevs.)
Just before going with them, Bofur takes his hat off. And puts it on Bilbo's head. Because these are the two things he wants to keep safe.
So, here are the many times Bofur gave Bilbo his hat to keep him safe and happy, and the one time Bilbo took it to make Bofur feel safe and happy.
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Ori knows these symptoms must be a sign of illness. Why else would his stomach be doing flip-flops, his heart racing and his hands sweating? It's just unfortunate it had to happen on this quest, just as it's unfortunate Bofur keeps making hammer jokes Ori doesn't understand. Oh well. At least he's made a new friend in Dwalin.
(Or: That fic where Dori and Nori never told Ori what attraction felt like, or what it leads to.)
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Dark Matter by Imogen_Penn
The Avengers (2012), Thor - All Media Types, Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
6 Nov 2012
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No one had ever intentionally hurt her before in her whole life. No one had ever raised a hand against her in violence. The fear of it and the inability to control the situation was just as bad as the pain itself.
And it pissed her the fuck off.
Series
- Part 1 of Times Like These
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7 May 2013
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she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth
The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Marvel (Movies)
4 May 2013
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Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem.
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5 May 2013
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Home Remedies by unicorns
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
9 Apr 2013
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Hobbit-kink prompt: "A friend who recently broke her leg was telling me recently about how she and her sweetie discovered that orgasms produce painkilling endorphins. Considering all their dangerous adventures, at least one of the Dwarves could use to have his (or her, hooray for gender swap) lover put this knowledge to good use."
Or: Dwalin gets hurt and Ori helps out.
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Of Empty Hearth and Home by thorinsaplusparenting for AphPandeimos
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
11 Apr 2013
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After Ori is wedded to the King, Dori begins to suffer from the emptiness of his home, and discovers something along the path to adjusting.
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12 Apr 2013
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It's not that Dwalin is unfamiliar with the tradition of bridal kidnapping, and the rules governing the ritual. It's just that this is... not exactly how he expected it to go.