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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    What the Smithsonian said, and what it didn't.

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    09 Jan 2018

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    Sometimes you just gotta give him the tip.

    (AKA: Steve Rogers is cock hungry in the head, cock shy in the ass, and too proud for a reach around. Bucky Barnes has to game the system to get him to come and achieve the Perfect Afterglow.)

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    03 Jan 2018

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    The cell was a sinister parody of a cheesy roadside motel. An enormous heart-shaped bed draped in red satin sheets took up half the room. There was a small mountain of pillows heaped by the headboard, a little wicker basket of supplies Steve didn’t want to think about, and an honest-to-God sprinkling of rose petals across the bedspread. It would have been funny if not for the ceiling camera positioned above the bed, guarded by a panel of probably-unbreakable glass.

    The guards shoved Steve, Rogers, and Cap inside the room and backed out. The door closed behind them with the dull thud of reinforced steel and concrete. “You boys have fun!” one of the guards shouted, to a chorus of jeers and snickers.

    “Wow,” Steve deadpanned, eyeing the whole travesty of a honeymoon suite before them. He didn’t know where to start. “This is...thorough.”

    “I’ll say.” Rogers rummaged through the basket of supplies. “There are five different kinds of lube in here.”

    (A team of AIM scientists reach into alternate universes to kidnap alpha, beta, and omega versions of Steve Rogers, hoping that together they’ll breed the next generation of supersoldiers. The Steves do not cooperate. Hijinks ensue.)

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    02 Jan 2018

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    Preconditions:
    One Sasha Marozow - internationally renowned assassin for hire, known as the Winter Soldier, ex-Hydra operative freelancing for the last five years;
    One Steve Rogers, Captain America - recently defrosted national hero and Avenger;
    One assassination contract;
    One set-up known in the intelligence community as the “honeytrap”.

     

    Expected Result:
    One Winter Soldier in custody, the name of his employer attained.

    Actual result:
    Definitely not as expected.

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    31 Dec 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    28 Dec 2017