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    Winchester takes a deep breath. "I'm your soulmate."

    Castiel should be saying something reassuring, something to convince the psychopath in front of him that he can be molded and should be kept alive. He is a trained FBI agent that has been in the Behavioral Analysis Unit for nearly a year. He knows what to do when kidnapped. Instead, "What the fuck is wrong with you?" comes out.

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    29 Sep 2016

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    Last read 20!

  2. Public Bookmark 98

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    Born without legs, Castiel was destined to be a dragon rider. He'd always dreamed of how it would be, and when the day for his pairing came, he knew he'd met the perfect dragon.

    **NOTES**: Be aware:
    1. Underage tag is for a character under 18 masturbating and fantasizing. No intercourse happens until characters are of age.
    2. HEED THE TAGS. I'm not kidding about bestiality. Dean is a dragon, and dragons cannot become people, and Castiel totally wants to bang a dragon.
    3. That said, all sex is fully consensual. Dragons are fully sentient and as intelligent as humans and thus capable of giving informed consent for sexual acts.

    *Still adding tags*

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    28 Sep 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    Ever since his wife Lisa died, Dean Winchester has been willing to do anything for his son Ben. When Ben decided he wanted to adopt a halfling, Dean said yes without hesitation - provided they did so the right way, by giving whichever half-human they decided to bring home the respect and dignity it deserved. Half-octopi Castiel isn't exactly what they were looking for in a pet, but, then, they aren't exactly what Castiel was expecting for owners, either.

    *still adding tags, characters, etc.*

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    28 Sep 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Last read 8!

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    In his entire career, from Little League to the pros, Castiel Novak has only ever pitched to his twin brother Jimmy Novak. When circumstances force him to need to find a new catcher, Castiel knows there's no replacement for his brother...

    (Note...I have no idea how to summarize this without spoilers. Also, the Sam/Gabe is background)

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    28 Sep 2016

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    Dean is fine. The way he sees it, things are simple. He had a house and a family and food in his stomach, and now he doesn't. And yeah, that's a downer, but he's not going to let that stop him from being fine, because he's in control of the situation. He definitely doesn't need anyone to save him. And it's not like the weird guy with the nice butt from down the road is the knight-in-shining-armor type, anyway.

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    27 Sep 2016

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