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    As a supervillain supercriminal contract worker with a morality deficit, Clint Barton leads a glamorous life. You know, stolen cars, dangerous women, a really confusing relationship with a meddling do-gooder, the works. It's pretty awesome. Except for, uh, medical bills, the mob, and being on the run all the time. That part isn't all that awesome.

    (A supervillain AU where Clint shoots arrows at people and gets beat up a lot. So, not really that much of an AU.)

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    17 Dec 2014

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    Being dumped is nothing new to Clint. Sure, this one was bad, but it's pretty much in line with his life lately. He knows what comes next: drown his sorrows, pick himself up, meet someone new, repeat. Except someone interrupts the "drown his sorrows" step.

    (Set immediately after Hawkeye #10, except that the murder from the last couple of pages never happened.
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    16 Dec 2014

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    “Mr. Slate failed to pay rent the past two months, and was evicted eight—no, ten days ago. Your things are in a storage locker. If you'll give me a moment, I have the stub for them.”

    Clint shook his head to clear it. “I'm sorry, ma'am, I—what? Garrett didn't pay? I left the check with him—”

    “No, Mr. Barton, he didn't.” She looked sympathetic, like she was sorry to have to tell him this. “I'm afraid there's nothing much to do about it now. He didn't leave forwarding information, and his number has been changed.”

    “Oh,” Clint said. “Then ... what do I do now?”

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    16 Dec 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    Clint's soulmate's first words to him will be 'Oh shit. You gotta help me hide the body.' Clint's not sure why everybody thinks this is a bad thing.

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    16 Dec 2014

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    Clint is fucked up after Phil dies. Tony has some ideas about how to help.

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