stupidmuse_hatesme



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 58

    Tags
    Summary

    Book 5 AU: With no witch or wizard willing to take the Defense Against The Dark Arts job except Umbridge, Dumbledore is forced to look elsewhere.

    He hires a shinobi.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,954
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    2504

    25 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Last read 4!

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “What I find absolutely fascinating,” Riddle said as he stalked closer. “is you.” He backed Harry up until the cool wall of the common room was brushing against him. “Do you know why?”

    “No. And I’ll be honest here, Riddle, I don’t particularly care.”

    The taller boy grinned at him, small yet infinitely amused. “That. Right there.” One hand rose and brushed some of Harry’s fringe from his face. “Nathan Ciro is a spineless little boy too afraid of his own shadow to dare even glance in my direction. But you…”

    He leaned closer. “You look at me like you want to stab me.”

    After an accident, Auror Harry Potter wakes up in the body of fourteen year old Nathan Ciro, a tormented Slytherin who recently tried to end his own life. His return to Hogwarts causes quite the stir through the staff and students, especially when they realise he is not the same boy as before.

    He tries to keep his head down, but with the keen eyes of Tom Riddle hounding him through the halls, Harry finds himself unwillingly drawn into a dangerous game with an equally dangerous boy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,699
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    365
    Bookmarks:
    122
    Hits:
    2795

    24 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Last read 2!

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Hello, welcome to Josie’s, I’m Foggy, what are you looking for?”

    “Uh, nothing,” the guy replies, and Foggy is nonplussed for the nanosecond it takes to put together glasses, cane, and the way Hottie McHotFace is gazing absently over his shoulder.

    “Oh, oh, you’re blind, dude, sorry. But, uh, this is a tattoo parlour?”

    “I know.” The guy sighs. “I lost a bet?”

    Or: The One Where Foggy Is A Tattoo Artist And Matt Is The Worst

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    902
    Bookmarks:
    227
    Hits:
    6847

    24 Jul 2017

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Foggy gives Matt a reasonable alternative to getting on his knees for multiple strangers to get out some of his worse urges. Also, they cuddle.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,033
    Chapters:
    43/?
    Comments:
    516
    Kudos:
    1116
    Bookmarks:
    123
    Hits:
    27230

    24 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Last read 43!

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ben Solo is one of the FBI's most promising young agents. While he's had a few disciplinary hiccups, he's intelligent and not afraid to do what needs to be done. His personal life is a mess, and he may not look like your typical federal agent, but he might be the only man for this job. Ben's looking for a promotion and something like the glory his parents always talked about before he was born.

    The FBI is looking to take down one of the country's most elusive prostitution rings, specializing in the types of sex that Ben's boss has only read about in the novel his wife hides under the bed. Ben is going undercover as a "slave" in order to gather information on the ring's leaders, purchasing a premium package from the agency. 30 days as a slave to a professional Master, and a guaranteed sexual experience of a lifetime.

    He gets chosen by Hux, or the General as he insists Ben call him, and he quickly realizes that no training could have prepared him for this experience. Every day, Ben, or Kylo as he is known at the club, finds out more and more about the organization, but the more he learns the less he wants to destroy them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    139,191
    Chapters:
    15/20
    Comments:
    600
    Kudos:
    1163
    Bookmarks:
    237
    Hits:
    18903

    23 Jul 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Last read 15!

Navigation