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    It's hard to bring balance to the Force when the only method you've seen is your black-cloaked psychic cyborg sorcerer dad with a severe breathing problem throwing an old man down the Death Star reactor shaft. As much as Luke would like to see the not-yet-Emperor dead, he doesn't want to be arrested by his unusually attractive(?) war-hero dad and spend the rest of his indeterminate time in the past dropping Ewok beats in a jail cell. Also Leia would probably kill him. But not before breaking him out of jail.

    So when the twins wake up on Tatooine decades in the past, they play it safe. They take over a planet, reconnect with their adoptive and real parents without weirding them out (too much), and accidentally cause the Chancellor perpetual near-death experiences.

    Nailed it.

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    07 Dec 2017

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    Padmé Amidala Naberrie was a politician, with years of experience dealing with direct and indirect communication. Why did she knowingly marry a volatile, traumatized Jedi who gave off so many “creepy! stalker!” flags?

    That’s aside from various odd details—details that, perhaps, could've given her a chance to save them all.

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    06 Dec 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    Medieval Norman Conquest AU.

    Fourteen years after eloping with a Muggle, Merope Riddle, of an English wizarding noble family, discovers that she and her son are the last of the line, so she petitions for her title and fiefdom back. Meanwhile Lord and Lady Granger are minor nobility who want their daughter taught magic, but Lord Malfoy, appointed by William the Conqueror to rule English wizards, won’t allow an unattached Muggle-born to study alongside young purebloods at Hogwarts. Merope and the Grangers make common cause and betroth their children, thwarting him for now. But war is coming, and a long, dark path lies ahead.

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    16 Sep 2017

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    “I will be a silent, and dutiful wife,” Sansa spits. “I will be their pretty little songbird, and wear their ugly crown, and sit on their painful throne. I shall give him a babe, and my love, and I will wait until he thinks that he has won. And then I shall take his life."

    Shae goes still. "You ... you plan to kill the King?"

    "No," Sansa says. "I plan to kill my husband."

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    06 Aug 2017

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    “I will be a silent, and dutiful wife,” Sansa spits. “I will be their pretty little songbird, and wear their ugly crown, and sit on their painful throne. I shall give him a babe, and my love, and I will wait until he thinks that he has won. And then I shall take his life."

    Shae goes still. "You ... you plan to kill the King?"

    "No," Sansa says. "I plan to kill my husband."

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    06 Aug 2017

  6. Public Bookmark 68

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    Sansa needs a way to avoid marrying the prince. A solution comes to her once she realizes the king wants a Stark-Baratheon union, but doesn't particularly care which Baratheon she marries. Enter Stannis Baratheon, a man known for being cold and hard-but a far better match than a monster like Joffrey.

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    06 Aug 2017

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    Bellamy is not an idiot. He knows that genies never just grant wishes. Something always goes wrong. Plus, his genie seems like a dick, so he's definitely going to be careful about this. He wasn't born yesterday.

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    22 May 2017

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    Elizabeth Bennet had often been called an excellent walker, and so she was; but even she would own that there was some small risk involved in taking such solitary walks.

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    22 May 2017

  9. Public Bookmark 73

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    After the Battle of Waterloo, Mrs. Fitzwilliam becomes the new favorite of the Duke of Wellington... just in time to support him through a messy, ahistoric divorce. Things only get more complicated from there.

    Otherwise known as, "A tumblr anon asked, "If you're ever so bored as to be looking for something ridiculous to fill a prompt- Elizabeth takes him up on his offer? Sees if the 'Iron' Duke lives up to his name?" and I COMMITTED." Part of my "Ever-Fixed Mark" soulmate AU, though it does not deserve the dignity of a title from a Shakespearean sonnet. It gets a Harlequin Romance title instead.

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    22 May 2017

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    Immortality is not all it's cracked up to be. At least not when the only other immortal around is your worst enemy and the closest thing to a friend you have left. The war ended over a hundred years ago and Harry Potter and Tom Riddle have each been enjoying the quiet life, whilst politely ignoring each other. However, war is coming. AU. Complete.

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    10 May 2017

  11. Public Bookmark 52

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    Things are brewing in the Wizarding World. Voldemort is back, more powerful than ever before, and Fudge refuses to believe it. Umbridge is crushing any chance the students of Hogwarts may have had to get a decent Defense education. The students, who see things the adults do not, have decided to take things into their own hands.

    Will the Golden Trio and their friends manage to solve the mystery or Harry's dreams? Will they manage to defend themselves against Voldemort, the Death Eaters, Fudge, and even those they thought were friends? Or will they die trying?

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    10 May 2017

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    One would think that having the name of one's soulmate appear on one's wrist on one's sixteenth birthday would make matrimony much less complicated. It mostly does not. And not at all for Miss Elizabeth Bennet of Longbourne.

    (A deconstruction of the "soulmate identifying mark" trope, using "Pride and Prejudice." Trigger warnings in the tags.)

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    19 Apr 2017

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    It had taken her quite some time to name her Queensguard. Not to choose them; Sansa had been choosing them for a great deal of time – since the day she watched her father die, in truth – her choices growing and expanding over the years until she’d known with no doubt who would make up her Queensguard before she knew for certain she would be Queen. But a Stark girl ruling Westeros alone was unprecedented enough, even without her unorthodox choice of guard, so Sansa had tread carefully when naming them, choosing her times and her methods with all the canniness she’d learned at the hands of men like Petyr Baelish and women like Cersei Lannister.

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    18 Apr 2017

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    Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

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    18 Apr 2017

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    Myrcella Baratheon always knew she would be married to a man for a political alliance. What she did not know was that she was going to be left in the North at 8-years-old to one day become the wife of Robb Stark and just how much it would change her life.

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    13 Apr 2017

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    What if Ned Stark wasn't executed at the Great Sept of Baelor? Instead, what if, he had been removed from Kingslanding before Joffrey could give the order for his head? What impact would this have had on the Game of Thrones? Long running story.

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    "That was f*cking awesome. That was one of the best battle scenes that I have ever read. Absolutely outstanding." - SlytherinQueen021

    “That was fucking epic, amazingly well written.” - AchillesLives_SR2

    “Holy SHit!!! This chapter left me breathless and I couldn't read it fast enough...standing "O" and bravo!!!!” - angelcat70

    “A few words.. this is a f*cking masterpiece.” - Fenrir44

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    13 Apr 2017

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    10 Apr 2017

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    Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW.

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    03 Apr 2017

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    Tony wakes up in a literal pool of bad decisions and past mistakes.

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    30 Mar 2017

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    The Guardian of the Sith Temple doesn’t particularly care for the new breed of Sith, for all that they’ve been around for 1,000 years. But they’re the only Sith the Guardian knows about. Until one day…

    Alternately, "How to accidentally join the Sith without really trying."

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    13 Mar 2017

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