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    Post-MoS AU: Clark, struggling to deal with the events of Black Zero Day, is assigned a straightforward human-interest piece—on Wayne Enterprises. Then Batman catches Superman's attention, Clark Kent starts investigating Batman, Bruce Wayne spends a lot of time arguing with hitting on Clark Kent, and Bruce's best efforts to find a way to hurt Superman start to bear fruit.

    And then things get complicated.

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    24 Nov 2017

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    Ahh, *this* is the quality identity porn I came here for.

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    I would have your comment on the seating arrangements, Glóin wrote above a drawing of Erebor’s reception hall where he’d crowded dozens of long tables with dwarves and set a small table labelled Thranduil three back from the head table, a deliberate taunt.

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    07 Aug 2017

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    When Gimli brings home an elf with dwarven promise braids in his hair, Glóin is forced to come to the painful conclusion that his beloved son took one too many blows to the head during the many illustrious battles he’d fought in the war.

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    06 Aug 2017

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    Bucky stabs a man in the neck.

    The cow moos.

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    06 Jul 2017

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    The fucking cow, oh my god.

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    “Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”

    “Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.

    “Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”

    “There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”

    C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.

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    13 Jun 2017

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    peak star wars shenanigans.