stoatsandwich

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  1. Summary

    The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division, is an equal opportunity employer and will not discriminate against any employee or applicant on the basis of age, color, disability, gender, national origin, race, religion, sexual orientation, veteran status, or any classification protected by federal, state, or local law.

    It's not easy being the only woman on the STRIKE Team.

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    You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
    I've been living on the edge so long
    Where the winds of limbo roar
    And I'm young enough to look at
    And far too old to see
    All the scars are on the inside
    I'm not sure if there's anything left of me

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  3. Summary

    The Winchesters adopt Castiel.

    It's really not that complicated, people.

    Okay, fine, he's human and his parents are torn apart by black dogs when he and Sam are both five, and then the Winchesters adopt him. Happy?

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  1. Rec 25

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    Barnes drops to both knees like dead weight. Most of the team hates the way Barnes's eyes track them when they've got his sole attention, but Rumlow feels it like the sweetest sparking touch as he comes close to retrieve the mask from the floor.

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    19 Dec 2014

  2. Rec 62

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    Steve thinks his night might be better off spent getting decked behind the diner again.

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    19 Dec 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where Steve fucks Bucky in the middle of a double date.

  3. Rec *

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    Let us take what James Barnes remembers as fact.

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    19 Dec 2014

  4. Rec 63

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    Steve is Bucky's center; Bucky can do anything with Steve's help.

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    19 Dec 2014

  5. Rec 2

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    You are the senior most HYDRA operative in the country, and when Nick Fury asks you not to give him a direct order, you don’t.

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    15 Dec 2014

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