stoatsandwich

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  1. Summary

    the comics-inspired reverse-verse where the US Army is in the practice of assigning queers, “fallen women,” and other undesirables as military prostitutes, and Steve ends up as a reward for the Howling Commandos

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  2. Summary

    The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division, is an equal opportunity employer and will not discriminate against any employee or applicant on the basis of age, color, disability, gender, national origin, race, religion, sexual orientation, veteran status, or any classification protected by federal, state, or local law.

    It's not easy being the only woman on the STRIKE Team.

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  3. Summary

    The Winchesters adopt Castiel.

    It's really not that complicated, people.

    Okay, fine, he's human and his parents are torn apart by black dogs when he and Sam are both five, and then the Winchesters adopt him. Happy?

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  1. Rec 54

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    500 lines of iambic pentameter in which Thor goes to the grocery store. I don't know. Blame Sam.

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    5 Jun 2015

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    Steve lives in Stark Tower and doesn't have much to do when he's not going after Hydra strongholds. He attends charity events to make Pepper happy. He goes hiking with Sam. He hangs out with Clint in Bed-Stuy and watches Dog Cops. Sometimes Tony gives him super alcohol in a sippy cup. Sometimes he sees Bucky out of the corner of his eye and wonders if it's real or if he's starting to lose his mind.

    Alternately, the one with terrible jokes, a foot chase through the Lower East Side, and a tiny little robot named Shitcan.

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    4 Jun 2015

  3. Rec 11

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    Quick n dirty porn in a vague college AU.

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    30 May 2015

  4. Rec 51

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    “Yeah I’ve noticed,” said Bucky. “So our girl likes a show.” He smiled, that slow, sexy curl of his mouth that had had half the girls in Brooklyn falling for him seventy years ago and still would today if he ever turned it on anyone but Steve and Tasha. “We’ll give her one some time, what do you think?”

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    26 May 2015

  5. Rec 43

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    Getting on his knees for Steve is easy. It’s everything else that’s confusing.

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    21 May 2015

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