stoatsandwich

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  1. Summary

    the comics-inspired reverse-verse where the US Army is in the practice of assigning queers, “fallen women,” and other undesirables as military prostitutes, and Steve ends up as a reward for the Howling Commandos

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  2. Summary

    The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division, is an equal opportunity employer and will not discriminate against any employee or applicant on the basis of age, color, disability, gender, national origin, race, religion, sexual orientation, veteran status, or any classification protected by federal, state, or local law.

    It's not easy being the only woman on the STRIKE Team.

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  3. Summary

    The Winchesters adopt Castiel.

    It's really not that complicated, people.

    Okay, fine, he's human and his parents are torn apart by black dogs when he and Sam are both five, and then the Winchesters adopt him. Happy?

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  1. Rec 48

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    “Yeah I’ve noticed,” said Bucky. “So our girl likes a show.” He smiled, that slow, sexy curl of his mouth that had had half the girls in Brooklyn falling for him seventy years ago and still would today if he ever turned it on anyone but Steve and Tasha. “We’ll give her one some time, what do you think?”

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    26 May 2015

  2. Rec 39

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    Getting on his knees for Steve is easy. It’s everything else that’s confusing.

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    21 May 2015

  3. Rec 34

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    “Are those what I think they are?” he said.

    “If you think they’re adamantium-alloy rare-earth-magnet super cuffs, then yes, they are what you think they are," Natasha replied.

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    20 May 2015

  4. Rec *

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    It slips out. It just – slips out, and it takes half a second before Steve realizes what he’s said, and then he wants to die.

    Or: Steve's daddy kink comes out to play while he's in bed with Bucky.

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    19 May 2015

  5. Rec 61

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    Steve didn’t recognize him the first time, and wasn’t that a hell of a thing. He was just back from his morning run when Bucky texted him a selfie with a Captain America busker in Times Square. The previous day’s date on the newscrawl behind them. Steve’s knees gave out, and he sat on his ass right there on the kitchen floor.

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    14 May 2015

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