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  1. Rec 70

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    500 lines of iambic pentameter in which Thor goes to the grocery store. I don't know. Blame Sam.

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    5 Jun 2015

  2. Rec *

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    Steve lives in Stark Tower and doesn't have much to do when he's not going after Hydra strongholds. He attends charity events to make Pepper happy. He goes hiking with Sam. He hangs out with Clint in Bed-Stuy and watches Dog Cops. Sometimes Tony gives him super alcohol in a sippy cup. Sometimes he sees Bucky out of the corner of his eye and wonders if it's real or if he's starting to lose his mind.

    Alternately, the one with terrible jokes, a foot chase through the Lower East Side, and a tiny little robot named Shitcan.

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    4 Jun 2015

  3. Rec 72

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    “Yeah I’ve noticed,” said Bucky. “So our girl likes a show.” He smiled, that slow, sexy curl of his mouth that had had half the girls in Brooklyn falling for him seventy years ago and still would today if he ever turned it on anyone but Steve and Tasha. “We’ll give her one some time, what do you think?”

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    26 May 2015

  4. Rec 56

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    Getting on his knees for Steve is easy. It’s everything else that’s confusing.

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    21 May 2015

  5. Rec 44

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    “Are those what I think they are?” he said.

    “If you think they’re adamantium-alloy rare-earth-magnet super cuffs, then yes, they are what you think they are," Natasha replied.

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    20 May 2015

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