stoatsandwich

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  1. Summary

    You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars
    I've been living on the edge so long
    Where the winds of limbo roar
    And I'm young enough to look at
    And far too old to see
    All the scars are on the inside
    I'm not sure if there's anything left of me

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  2. Summary

    The Winchesters adopt Castiel.

    It's really not that complicated, people.

    Okay, fine, he's human and his parents are torn apart by black dogs when he and Sam are both five, and then the Winchesters adopt him. Happy?

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    “Rogers,” Bucky says, seriously, “You wouldn’t know how to shake your ass if one of those sweet ladies herself tried to stand you up and teach you.”

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    23 Oct 2014

  2. Rec 77

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    Once you passed a certain point in the hierarchy, getting ordered to do shit like lead a gangbang on Captain America was a surprise but not a shock.

    Fill for a hydratrashmeme prompt requesting a Hydra/Steve gangbang where Steve has been dosed with aphrodisiacs to force him to get off. Or, a trash party dumpster travesty in two acts:
    Act 1: Steve Rogers: World's Most Defiant Hydra Party Favor
    Act 2: Post-Rescue Hurt/Comfort: Now With Bonus Steve/Sam Sex Pollen Dubcon

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    23 Oct 2014

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    The soldier does not find the Mission. The soldier finds a tow-headed white child, aged approximately five years, unconscious and naked amid the empty Captain America uniform lying charred and bloody in the middle of what used to be a battleground. The soldier finds an expanse of bruised flesh and stubborn cowlicks that shine through the fog in his head.

    The soldier lifts the child up and slings it under one arm before running.

    Series
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    18 Oct 2014

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    Steve gets all the girls on tour. Or rather, all the girls on tour get Captain America.

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    16 Oct 2014

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    “Who the hell is the Winter Soldier?” Darcy asks doubtfully, cocking her head.

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    7/7
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    7 Oct 2014

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