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    After the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin was worried the gold sickness would return, so he abdicated and followed Bilbo home. It was the best decision he ever made.

    A series of short stories about Bilbo and Thorin's life in the Shire. Contains Thorin being confused by hobbits, cabbage patch babies, Bilbo and Lobelia being frenemies, hobbits being confused by Thorin, sleepy morning sex,Thorin getting lost, and plenty of good food.

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    alkjira has come up with a fabulous idea called Fix-it December. The idea is to post a happy story every day in December ('cause we're going to need it after BoFA.) I doubt I'll manage to post every day, but I'm going to try and post as often as I can.

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    No, it’s not impossible, because he saw it happen before his eyes. Improbable, perhaps. Yes. But there has always been something improbable about John.

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    14 Jun 2017

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    “Oh?” Orochimaru asks sweetly, trying to judge the room they're in. Some sort of military headquarters, predictably. “They let me keep my doctorates? How kind. But I assume this wasn’t a test of how many low-level guards I could put in the morgue—”

    “Three,” the younger soldier standing at Danzō’s shoulder cuts in, righteous anger darkening his features. “Three in the morgue, six in the hospital.”

    “Oh my, you caught me on an off day.” Orochimaru gives the young man his best flirtatious smirk. “Come back tomorrow and I promise, I’ll at least double both counts.”

    (Or, that Suicide Squad!AU no one asked for and no one wanted, but I wrote anyway. I'm not sorry.)

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    9 Jun 2017

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    People talk about the alpha instinct, an alpha's head being swayed by a nice-smelling omega, or the desire to drop everything and show off. Derek's never felt any of that. He's just not that kind of alpha.

    Then he meets Stiles.

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    8 Jun 2017

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    In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.

    The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.

    Other consequences are not short-term at all.

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    7 Jun 2017

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    Unable to talk his way out of attending the Wordsmith's Masquerade, Derek thinks he'll have to suffer through in silence. Luckily, someone else is there to do the talking for him.

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    1 Jun 2017