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Sleuth doesn't know why he still puts up with this shit.
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Nice Work If You Can Get It by spazzTerror for arsenicPopsicle (fortuitousOdyssey)
MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
30 Aug 2011
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Spades Slick is tired of Droog bossing him around like the girl friend he doesn't want, so he asked Problem Sleuth to help him 'put a stop to it'. Rather than go with Slick's plan to stab it out of Droog, Sleuth set him up on a blind date with the smartest person he knew: Pickle Inspector.
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Bro has some kinks that Mr. Egbert unwittingly unearths. All he was trying to do was be a good role model.
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Bro's a big fan of bikes, always has been, something about it being more liberating than cars. John's pretty sure the bike costs more than half of his stuff, but he loves when Bro takes him riding. And basically the point is handjobs on motorcycles and near crashes.
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29 Apr 2013
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Mom is sexually frustrated, so she finds someone that might fill her needs.
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9 Apr 2013
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Dave is a knight in love with the prince. In plain sight they are best friends, but behind closed doors they are much more. But knights are meant for princesses, and John is the heir of the kingdom- and they can not keep another.
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- Part 1 of The Heir and His Knight
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9 Apr 2013
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Bad weather is always boring, and teasing John seems to be the only thing to do today, but things don't go as planned after John sends her video...
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27 Feb 2013
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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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10 Feb 2013
