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    Bucky Barnes has spent his whole life in a state of mild hypothermia. Steve Rogers has spent the last 70 years in the ice. The two things aren’t related until, suddenly, they are. Shrunkyclunks soulmate AU (AKA the awkward bb au).

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    17 Oct 2017

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    Informally titled: Bucky Barnes Loves The 21st Century Almost As Much As He Loves Steve Rogers

     

    “Captain America’s mystery lover! That’s what everybody’s talking about.”

     

    Bucky turned around as soon as he heard ‘Captain America’, only to see Tony had on some entertainment news report and his latest photo of sleeping Steve was flashed up on the screen beside the person talking. “Hey, what’s that?” he asked, hopping over the back of the couch to land beside Stark.

     

    “Your Cap lovin’ gone viral, I guess,” Tony said, turning up the volume.

     

    “Rumors spread like wildfire with the first photo of Steve Rogers, Captain America himself, was posted to a comically named Instagram called ‘GodBlessAmerica36’.”

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    15 Oct 2017

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    Bucky Barnes made a name for himself as the attorney who could get anyone off, but he still lives by the saying, "Innocent until proven guilty." Steve Rogers finds himself on trial for multiple homicide but he swears he was only trying to protect a girl. Bucky's been in this business long enough to know when someone's innocent, and Steve is innocent. America calls for Steve's head while Bucky calls for justice. Steve already feels like a monster and Bucky's worried this guy's going to lay himself on the sword come his trial. So Bucky offers up another course for punishment.

     Turns out, chains and whips really excite Steve.

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    14 Oct 2017

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    The Winter and Summer Soldiers have been brought into SHIELD custody.

    Failing recovery, perhaps they can become a more docile sort of pet.

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    13 Oct 2017

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    “Dr. Foster, this is a tower full of highly trained soldiers, spies, and geniuses. If we can’t track down and subdue a frith—um, small Asgardian mammal, then nobody can,” Steve says. He tries to look reassuring. It must not be working. She’s still looking around like it might pop out at any moment.

    “Frithrkottr,” she says. She takes a deep breath and tucks some errant strands of hair behind her ear. “It’s furry. Kitten-sized.”

    “A real cause for panic,” he says, trying to make her smile.

    She doesn’t look calmed.

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    10 Oct 2017