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    In fall of 2009 Rosa showed up at Jake's apartment unannounced to propose marriage. Which was weird for a number of reasons, primarily because Jake had no idea she even knew where he lived.

    "No seriously," he said, once he stopped laughing. "Why're you here."

    She looked at him with a raised eyebrow. "One thousand push-ups."

    "Cool," Jake said. "Let me get my coat."

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    15 Mar 2017

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    Great
    Just... great
    Read when having a bad day.

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    I can handle it if you go…

    What a fucking lie.

    Several months have passed since Rick left and Earth became a part of the Galactic Federation. Human culture is gradually being washed away by the tides of assimilation, and Morty’s just trying to adjust to the new world order and not feel too bitter about his Federation mandated career-path.

    But suddenly he’s being plagued by hallucinations of memories that aren’t his and lives he’s never lived and he feels like he might just be losing his fucking mind. He doesn’t understand what any of it means, what could possibly be wrong with him—and this time Rick’s not around to fix things.

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    2 Mar 2017

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    Fuck this was good

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    The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world.

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    6 Jan 2017

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    Mmhmm i love adventure and time travel.

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    "Time and space are...” Ishida pauses. “Delicate.” Another pause. “Which means that we should not be handing them over to your care,” he adds, looking really pointedly at Ichigo.

    “Ah!" Orihime smacks her fist into her palm as the realisation comes to her. "Because Ichigo-kun will break them!”

    “Yes. Exactly,” says Ishida, nodding. Chad makes a rumble of agreement.

    I’m not going to break space and time,” hisses Ichigo, red-faced and aggrieved. Then he stops and thinks about it for a second. “...why did we let Urahara mess around with them?” he asks incredulously.

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    6 Jan 2017

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    Kick ass

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    It’s like Reigen’s been waiting for the question. He stops dead on the pavement, grips Mob by the shoulders, and stares down into his eyes with an expression as haunted as though every ghost the pair of them has ever exorcised has taken up residence behind it. “Mob,” he says. “Mob,” he says again. “Tell me, Mob. Look at me and tell me. Tell me truthfully. Do I look cursed to you?”

    Mob looks at him, and tells him truthfully. “No.”

    “Well, you didn’t look very long,” says Reigen. “Let’s just stand here for a moment, like so, and you can have another look, a nice long look, and really think about it...”

    (There's nothing strange about being called back to exorcise the same haunted photocopier six days in a row. It must just be a very haunted photocopier.)

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    31 Dec 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yep. This was nice.