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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Kay threw open the door to the sorority and struck a pose against the door frame. She looked like hell on wheels, and not in the good way: her feet were barefoot and filthy, strappy five-inch heels dangled from her fingers, her hair was tousled, smoky-eye makeup from the night before had been smeared into raccoon-vogue, her skirt was rumpled, her blouse stained, her nylons were barely hanging together and, on the whole, were made of more tears than solid fabric.

    “Calm your fuckin tits, do away with the gnashing of teeth, and cease your fucking weeping! Rejoice, my fellow sluts, for I have returned!’

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    17 Sep 2017

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    There was an Understanding.

    The Understanding was: Her Grace, Lady Sybil Deidre Olgivanna Ramkin, had, on the twelfth of May, married Captain Samantha Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork Watch. It was a very lovely ceremony. There had been cake.

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    13 Sep 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    “Not that, da’len,” she says, firmly. “It will give you a rash.”

    She waits until the woman’s back is turned, and then touches it anyway.

    It gives her a rash.

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    23 Aug 2017

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    Inspired by a tumblr post by libations-of-honey-and-milk:

    In fairy tales and fantasy, two types of people go in towers: princesses and wizards.

    Princesses are placed there against their will or with the intention of ‘keeping them safe.’

    This is very different from wizards, who seek out towers to hone their sorcery in solitude.

    I would like a story where a princess is placed in an abandoned tower that used to belong to a wizard, and so she spends long years learning the craft of wizardry from the scraps left behind and becomes the most powerful magic wielder the world has seen in centuries, busts out of the tower and wreaks glorious, bloody vengeance on the fools that imprisoned her.
    That would be my kind of story.

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    22 Aug 2017

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    A practical and respectable university student meets a disreputable man who wants to fly. The ending is obvious to anyone not distracted by their own genius, and it's a little further off than it probably should have been.

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    12 Aug 2017