9 Works by someidiothasice in The Avengers (2012)

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    "Tell Pepper and Rhodey... tell them I couldn't have done it without them. Can you do that for me?"

    Steve blinked and the feed went clear again. He felt something hot run down his face.

    "And Steve? What should I tell him?" Clint asked quietly. There was a short intake of breath, but Steve couldn't tell who it was from.

    "Tell Steve--" Tony's voice got strangled for a moment before he cleared his throat, "nothing. Don't tell him anything. There's nothing I could say that he would want to hear, anyway."

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    "Now we get to find out what exactly happens when a ballerina and a B-boy join together to do a jazz piece by the talented Tony Stark. Let's take a look."

    Because every fandom should have a 'So You Think You Can Dance' AU.

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    "Nathan," Wade says very seriously, "say hello to my not-so-little friend, Nathan."

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    When Phil told Clint about the whole shebang he learned that Wilson had a habit of naming his knives. Which was cool because Clint had a habit of naming his bows, and nothing said predestined bromance like the stupid humanizing-slash-worshipping of their antiquated weapons cache.

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    "This isn't a bad thing."

    Steve gaped at Tony. He deliberately looked down at his once-again scrawny body and back up at him. "Look at me. Loki turned me back into a weakling. With asthma. There is no way that Fury will ever let me be Captain America again. Not like this. And that was the last thing from my past that I had to hold onto. How can this possibly not be a bad thing?"

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    He doesn't delude himself. He knows that the life he leads, the life of an agent, isn't fair to a romantic partner.

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    Exasperated as he was, Steve couldn't hold back a breathless laugh even as he rolled his hips into Tony's hand. He just wasn't sure what he was doing wrong.

    Steve had spent the better part of the night bending over in front of Tony, taking every opportunity to pick things up off the floor in the hopes of Tony getting an eyeful of his ass and ending up with ideas. But it seemed the only ideas in Tony's mind had to do with getting himself a piece of what was down the front of Steve's pants.

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    Clint came running around a corner, Bruce hot on his heels, and it was almost comical how they skidded to a stop right in front of the mangled SUV. Natasha looked back over her shoulder from across the street, strands of her hair loose from her ponytail and flying about her face. Tony, back in his own body and his favorite pinstripe, paused in hefting a bazooka over his shoulder.

    They all turned their faces up to see Coulson standing on the ledge of the roof. He tugged on the bottom of one sleeve, straightening the line of his jacket, then he touched his ear.

    "What would you kids do without me? Honestly."

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    The one where Tony is The Boss.

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