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    Discontinued :(

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    Dick Grayson attempts to get to know his mother's brother. A Mr. Vernon Dursley. It turns out, Dick doesn't like him or his family very much, but he becomes very interested in their strange nephew, Harry Potter. Dick, and the rest of the batfamily, decide Harry is much better off with them. Really.

    Crossposted on ff.net

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    These are a collection of works from my tumblr somefantasytosurvivereality. All of them are separate works and have no correlation to each other.

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    Yuuri wakes up in Victor’s room the night after the Sochi Grand Prix Final banquet. Did they sleep together? No. Instead, last night, Drunk Yuuri taunted Victor that he hadn’t earned the right to get in his pants…and spelled out exactly what Victor would have to do to get there.

    Now, Victor intends to do everything on that list…

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    “The conversation,” Victor says, “went something like this. You said I wasn’t getting in your pants that easily.”

    Victor says this in a normal tone of voice. Anyone could hear him. Yuuri looks around, but if anyone is paying attention, they’re pretending not to.

    “Naturally, I asked what I would have to do to get in your pants.”

    “Ah.” Yuuri blushes. “How embarrassing. What do you mean, naturally? Why would you ask that?”

    Victor tilts his head. “Because I want to get in your pants. I thought that much was obvious by now.”

    ~

    Note: Yuuri is not in a great headspace post Sochi Grand Final, and this fic necesssarily touches on mental health issues so please check the tags.
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    21 Oct 2017

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    This is an amazing au. I love how the characters are written especially Yuuri and Victor!!

    Ch 5 yuuri just won four continents and victor was there!

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    Well, how was Victor supposed to know he was married to an absolute genius? Nobody had ever told him! Well, there's no way he can let it go on being a secret.

    (Or: Victor finds Yuuri's college diploma and realizes there were a few details he'd missed.)

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    21 Oct 2017

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    God i love smart!yuuri so much

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    ???: why the fuck are you ignoring viktor

    Yuuri: Who is this? What are you talking about?

    ???: its yuri dumbass and you know exactly what i'm talking about

    Yuuri blinks at that. For a split second he wonders if an angrier asshole version of himself from an alternate universe, someone who spelled their name wrong and snubbed his nose at basic rules of grammar, had somehow found a way to pester him while he tried to prevent, by studying, at least one aspect of his life from crumbling into utter ruin. Then the split second passes and Yuuri reins in the insanity long enough to venture a rational approach.

    Yuuri: Yuri who?

    Three seconds later his phone rings.

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    Two weeks after his failure at Sochi, Yuuri receives a text from a mysterious number asking why the fuck he’s ignoring Viktor. So begins Yuri Plisetsky’s all out campaign to get Yuuri to fucking finally text Viktor and end his torment of watching Viktor pine, and so begins Yuuri's descent into a wonderland of texting his idol, meeting his #1 fan(s), and slowly rebuilding his life with a little help from his friends.

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    20 Oct 2017

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    Basically the cutest divergent au ever. Vituuri are adorable and yuri is angry and trying his best.

    Ch 8 They are all together for Victors competition!

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    When Stiles first meets Derek he has no idea who he is, to be fair he grew up in a lacrosse obsessed town, baseball wasn’t a big deal and when he moved to NYC for school, his classes and work took up his time, he didn’t have time to learn about baseball and the city’s super rookies.

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    20 Oct 2017

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    Awww

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    The problem isn’t that Stiles is stubborn. The problem is that people keep hitting on him.

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    20 Oct 2017

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    Nice