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    If there’s one thing Derek’s learned in life, it’s that crushing on someone who lives on an entire other fucking continent is probably a bad idea.

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    24 May 2017

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    Derek is standing in the fruits and vegetables aisle, trying to decide between two very nice looking watermelons, when someone small crashes into his legs.

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    Derek comes back to Beacon Hills after years of being gone and meets Stiles and his kid at the supermarket.

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    22 May 2017

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    “Since you're so sure, what's the proof that you have that he's not a vampire?”

    Feeling like he's the only sane person left on planet earth, Derek rolls his eyes heavenward. “First of all, there's not a mound of dust sitting where he used to be -” he gestures upwards towards the sun like behold, the light, and Scott's jaw tics, “and second of all, he's never done anything even remotely suspicious.”

    Which is true. The most malicious thing Stiles does is watch television late at night and talk to himself – two things that Scott and Derek can hear crystal clear through the walls of their apartment with their werewolf ears. That being said, neither of them have ever heard Stiles muttering something like who shall I prey upon tonight or I must get my coffin ready for my slumber. The most suspect thing Derek's over heard over there is the crinkling sound of way too many snack foods.

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    19 May 2017

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    Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme.

    TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?

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    18 May 2017

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    Derek has no idea why, but Stiles has this really horrible, absolutely unconscious habit of fondling himself. All the time. In public, in private, it doesn't matter.

    Really, this is probably at least partially Derek's fault. Because he didn't somehow stop Stiles' behavior back when he'd had the chance, and the kid apparently never learned not to touch himself in public. So now he's doing it enough that random people are taking videos of him fondling his junk in his university classes. Oh god.

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    17 May 2017