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    For someone he'd hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony's pretty sure it's his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard's expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he's certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve's. Steve's pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that's not hypocritical at all.

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    24 May 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    “Come now, Q, we always have each other’s back. And since we’re on the phone already...”

    “Fine. Tell me what’s wrong,” Q knows very well where Bond is trying to get with this, and he might just as well make him work for it as a compensation for interrupting his evening.

    “Well,” there’s more clatter as Bond clearly fiddles around with the equipment, “everything is connected, but the internet just doesn’t work.”

    “Have you tried turning it off and back on?” Q asks dryly.

    “Oh, it is turned on.”

    Q breathes deeply, because he’s not sure whether to laugh or cry.

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    In which Bond and Q haven't yet done the actual sleeping part of sleeping together, and Bond ventures to change that.

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    04 Dec 2015

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    It probably says something deeply disturbing or sad about Q's professional life that a mission gone smoothly is cause for suspicion.
     

    Q makes a startling discovery in the middle of the night and must urgently reach Bond in order to alert him to a very present danger. On his way there, however, he gets poisoned...

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    19 Oct 2015

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    Someday soon, Fili and Sigrid will be married and produce an heir. But for now, he just wants to keep her satisfied.

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    30 Mar 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    Tauriel thinks shirtless sword fights between dwarf princes is sexy as hell. Sigrid agrees.

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    06 Mar 2015