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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    “Come now, Q, we always have each other’s back. And since we’re on the phone already...”

    “Fine. Tell me what’s wrong,” Q knows very well where Bond is trying to get with this, and he might just as well make him work for it as a compensation for interrupting his evening.

    “Well,” there’s more clatter as Bond clearly fiddles around with the equipment, “everything is connected, but the internet just doesn’t work.”

    “Have you tried turning it off and back on?” Q asks dryly.

    “Oh, it is turned on.”

    Q breathes deeply, because he’s not sure whether to laugh or cry.

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    In which Bond and Q haven't yet done the actual sleeping part of sleeping together, and Bond ventures to change that.

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    4 Dec 2015

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    It probably says something deeply disturbing or sad about Q's professional life that a mission gone smoothly is cause for suspicion.
     

    Q makes a startling discovery in the middle of the night and must urgently reach Bond in order to alert him to a very present danger. On his way there, however, he gets poisoned...

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    19 Oct 2015

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Someday soon, Fili and Sigrid will be married and produce an heir. But for now, he just wants to keep her satisfied.

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    30 Mar 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    Tauriel thinks shirtless sword fights between dwarf princes is sexy as hell. Sigrid agrees.

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    6 Mar 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 58

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    "Mere hours had passed since the end of what seemed like all things, though Bard knew better. There had been endings, yes. Death, destruction, and the knowledge that the earth was not quite as solid as he wished it to be. Still. The beginnings were high in number as well." Not everything is lost after the Battle of the Five Armies, and a Dragonslayer searches for an Elvenking in the ruins of Ravenhill. Barduil.

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    28 Feb 2015