smmiskimen
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Twilight AU. A horrific car accident leaves Bella in a catatonic state. She's transferred to Forks Hospital. What happens when Edward is faced with the lifeless girl in the bed and an undeniable pull begins? Can he bring her back from her minds abyss?
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This is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOC Beta'd by Preciousfairymom80.
Does not update regularly, only when inspiration hits.
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- Part 2 of COUP Saga
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Never underestimate the appeal of a seventeen year old boy. Bella Swan is Emmett's mom and Edward's teacher. What happens when she crosses the line with her son's best friend? E&B, AH, OOC.
Beta'd by preciousfairymom80
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The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen
Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
6 Jun 2012
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You've heard Edward's POV, but have you ever heard Edward's Peen's POV? Now you will. Take a ride through the life of a porn star, narrated by his very special member!
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- Part 1 of COUP Saga
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Edward is Bella's executive assistant and cannot seem to do his job right. What happens when Bella gives him an ultimatum behind locked doors?
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"Put the gun down!" - Bella and Edward caught in the act. By Charlie. And we all know Charlie owns a gun.
Silly and schmexy entry for the Remember-When-This-Was-Fun happening. Rated M. One-shot.
Won honorary title 'Fic That Made Us Laugh Out Loud' - yay! :DThe prompt I used is No 16. "Put the gun down!"which by contest rules is also supposed to be the first line of the story.
Basically canon, basically about Edward's junk, slightly AU, slightly nuts.Bookmarked by smmiskimen
27 Jun 2012
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A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field?
Bookmarked by smmiskimen
7 Jun 2012
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Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that?
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EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?