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  1. Rec *

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    “You know, in the movie version of this, I won’t have said ‘venereal disease’ and you would be reluctantly charmed."

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    12 Feb 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So perfect and every line of dialogue is about 750% snarkier and funnier and just generally better than anything a real life human would ever say off the top of their head. I want to live in this writer's head where I would die snorting.

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    21 Jan 2018

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    08 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilarious and so perfect I could die

  4. Rec *

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    So far, college has taught Stiles three things:

    1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.

    2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.

    3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.

     

    Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale's fraternity.

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    02 Jan 2018

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    Perfect everything

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    Derek just moved back into town to look for his sister. He doesn't have time to deal with deputies-in-training who think he's an irresponsible pet owner. Better than thinking he's a werewolf, though.

    Stiles just made friends with the most awesome dog while running in the Preserve. The owner? Not so much. He might be warming up to him, though...

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    01 Jan 2018