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    This is an open-ended collection of AU stories where Derek and Laura own a bar called The Loup in New York. Each story is complete in itself.

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    His mother told him his charm was going to be the death of him and she worried. Harry didn’t quite agree, he definitely thought it would be his making.

    (Harry works at a country club, Louis is a millionaire member of said country club. Harry wants in his boat and his apartment but also in his pants.)

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    27 Aug 2015

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    Harry hums, staring at his hands in his lap, and Louis can still feel their smoothness, how solid they were in between his own. “Do you think it’s the same for us? Are we here only because of the likeliness of our jobs? Of our lives?”
    “We’re here because we have inventive managers,” Louis says, giving Harry’s leg a little nudge with his knee, but all that’s going around in his head is, I think I'd be in the same spot in every possible universe.

    or, when actor Louis Tomlinson used to daydream about dating Harry Styles, this is not what he had in mind.

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    8 Aug 2015

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    BAKERY AU. Mark is Mark, Eduardo owns a bakery/café near the Facebook offices. Mark does not have time to have a thing for him, but he totally, totally does. Sadly for Mark's continued enjoyment of a harassment-free existence, Dustin is still Dustin and is entirely devoted to his causes of a) getting Mark laid, b) acquiring all the gossip, and c) acquiring all the baked goods he can. Featuring novelty shaped cookies, frosting in places frosting should never be, and ~feelings~. Cakes are baked, feelings are felt, and Mark makes his known - eventually.

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    8 Apr 2015

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    Harry eyes the upholstery of the seats with a weary sigh. He hunts around the floor and lets out a cry of triumph when he finds a towel beneath his seat. He spreads it out from the back support to the actual seat itself and settles himself in that spot, bent over and facing the trunk. He wiggles his arse impatiently while Louis gives him a curious look.

     

     

     

    “A lot of things have been spilled in this car, Louis,” he says, thinking back to all of the times he had to spot clean juice stains and vacuum Cheerios from the floor. “But semen is not going to be one of them, not if I can help it.”

     

    [harry and louis are parents at football practice]

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    7 Mar 2015

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    Harry’s eyes are dark, glittering under the passing street lamps, when he turns to look at Louis and drawls, “It’s my birthday.”

    “Yes,” Louis laughs, squeezing his leg. “Yes, I know.”

    Harry turns to face him fully, then, legs drawn up against his chest. Louis frowns, opens his mouth to tell Harry to put on his seatbelt, but Harry’s plea cuts him off, has him swallowing thickly in the quiet of the car.

    “You promised.”

    [or: Harry is turning 21 and he wants his 21 birthday spankings.]

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    3 Feb 2015