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    This is an open-ended collection of AU stories where Derek and Laura own a bar called The Loup in New York. Each story is complete in itself.

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    BAKERY AU. Mark is Mark, Eduardo owns a bakery/café near the Facebook offices. Mark does not have time to have a thing for him, but he totally, totally does. Sadly for Mark's continued enjoyment of a harassment-free existence, Dustin is still Dustin and is entirely devoted to his causes of a) getting Mark laid, b) acquiring all the gossip, and c) acquiring all the baked goods he can. Featuring novelty shaped cookies, frosting in places frosting should never be, and ~feelings~. Cakes are baked, feelings are felt, and Mark makes his known - eventually.

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    8 Apr 2015

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    Harry eyes the upholstery of the seats with a weary sigh. He hunts around the floor and lets out a cry of triumph when he finds a towel beneath his seat. He spreads it out from the back support to the actual seat itself and settles himself in that spot, bent over and facing the trunk. He wiggles his arse impatiently while Louis gives him a curious look.

     

     

     

    “A lot of things have been spilled in this car, Louis,” he says, thinking back to all of the times he had to spot clean juice stains and vacuum Cheerios from the floor. “But semen is not going to be one of them, not if I can help it.”

     

    [harry and louis are parents at football practice]

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    7 Mar 2015

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    Harry’s eyes are dark, glittering under the passing street lamps, when he turns to look at Louis and drawls, “It’s my birthday.”

    “Yes,” Louis laughs, squeezing his leg. “Yes, I know.”

    Harry turns to face him fully, then, legs drawn up against his chest. Louis frowns, opens his mouth to tell Harry to put on his seatbelt, but Harry’s plea cuts him off, has him swallowing thickly in the quiet of the car.

    “You promised.”

    [or: Harry is turning 21 and he wants his 21 birthday spankings.]

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    3 Feb 2015

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    When Louis first saw Harry at the 2010 X Factor Auditions, he thought he was watching a peculiarly special stranger. But Harry has known Louis ever since he was five years old.

    Because Louis has a rare genetic disorder that causes him to Time Travel to important moments in his past and in his future - and to Harry, always to Harry. When they're put into a band together, it seems like everything Harry has been waiting and wishing for has finally come true. Except for the small fact that Louis doesn't know that Harry is in love with him- that Harry's always been in love with him. Fate, it would seem, is just getting started.

    A story about growing up and growing together, and the impossible love that makes it all worthwhile.

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    14 Nov 2014

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    “How do I look?” Harry asks lowly. He turns around and gestures towards the unzipped back of his skirt for him to help. Louis stumbles forward and places a cold hand on the exposed side of Harry’s stomach, steadying him while he pulls the zipper up the rest of the way. He pushes Harry back into the dressing room and stands behind him in front of the mirror.
     
    “It’s -- you’re tight,” Louis chokes. “It’s tight, I mean. It’s. Yes.” His hand is curved around his hip now, squeezing lightly.

    “Tight’s good, right?” Harry murmurs, batting his eyelashes. He almost can’t believe himself.

    “Very good,” Louis grunts.

     

     

    [louis works in a halloween shop and harry needs a costume]

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    21 Oct 2014