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    This is an open-ended collection of AU stories where Derek and Laura own a bar called The Loup in New York. Each story is complete in itself.

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  1. Rec 6

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    Thomas's hands had always been mesmerising.

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    04 Feb 2018

  2. Rec 89

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    #9. Because you're in a hotel.

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    “Finding some random person to fuck just because I wanna make the best of this bed seems really exhausting,” Harry says. Which is a perfectly normal, acceptable thing to say to one’s best mate. “Wish you and I could just, like…fuck casually instead. Way less exhausting, and you wouldn’t have to sleep with Zayn in sexile,” he adds, which is not, under any circumstance, normal or acceptable.

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    21 Jan 2018

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    Napoleon taps him on the shoulder in Istanbul and Illya almost punches him.

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    “I need you to help me steal something,” Napoleon said.

    “It's urgent?”

    Napoleon considered the question. “More or less.”

    There was silence over the line, and then Illya drew a sharp breath. “They’re blackmailing you.”

    (Or the one where Napoleon tries to steal back his freedom, only to find Illya had already stolen his heart.)

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    20 Jan 2018

  5. Rec 19

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    We've been in this game a long time. We both know what we're doing.
     
    It's not like it is in the movies. It is rarely as glamorous as Hollywood makes it out to be, fewer tuxes and even fewer good men with good convictions, doing what is undoubtedly known to be right. Their world is a thousand shades of grey, and sometimes, they're asked to do things that nobody wants to do.

    “The moment that you start to like carrying out wetwork,” he tells Gaby, “is the moment you retire from the field.”

    Illya's skill set is called upon. Gaby has some issues with what he's asked to carry out, but Napoleon understands. And he's there to take care of whatever aftermath there is.

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    19 Jan 2018