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Eve Best, throwing up her hand in surrender/joy



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    Don't ask me why I thought this was a good idea. (It really isn't a good idea.) But I've decided to compose a short fictional response to every chapter of the seven Harry Potter books.

    My friend Gracierocket is doing the project too. You can find her responses here: http://archiveofourown.org/series/322877

    If you're considering doing this - or something like this - as well, then a) definitely do it! and b) tell me about it because I'm interested.

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  1. Rec 6

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    When someone lights a fire, you could put it out. Or you could light a bigger fire, to stop everyone looking at it.

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    27 Dec 2016

  2. Rec 4

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    Jim Hacker has a marvellous idea to save the British University from technological obsolescence. Sir Humphrey has a marvellous idea to save Ballie College, Oxford, from insupportable cuts to the wine cellar.

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    I relayed the information I’d so masterfully committed to memory in my youth, re: the prophet Elijah being taken up to heaven while still alive and in full possession of his faculties. I’d won a prize for Scripture-knowledge and so had details of this sort at my fingertips.

    “Although,” I said, as we neared what I took to be the stratosphere, or some kind of sphere at any rate, “just now my resemblance to the prophet Elijah escapes me.”

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    25 Dec 2016

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    “Hello, welcome to Josie’s, I’m Foggy, what are you looking for?”

    “Uh, nothing,” the guy replies, and Foggy is nonplussed for the nanosecond it takes to put together glasses, cane, and the way Hottie McHotFace is gazing absently over his shoulder.

    “Oh, oh, you’re blind, dude, sorry. But, uh, this is a tattoo parlour?”

    “I know.” The guy sighs. “I lost a bet?”

    Or: The One Where Foggy Is A Tattoo Artist And Matt Is The Worst

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    Hannibal is locked up in the Baltimore Asylum for the Criminally Insane. Supposedly he's in maximum security but he pretty much just breaks out and leaves any time it suits him.

    And it suits him to break out whenever he thinks Will needs him.

    I mean, they forgot Will's birthday! Come on, wouldn't you?

    Fill for the meme.

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