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    Stiles groans and drops his face into his hands. “I’m seventeen, I can kind of use mountain ash and I can explode houses when I’m mad enough. How am I gonna win any kind of magic fight?”

    “We’ll work on it,” Deaton says, as infuriatingly calm as ever. “The important thing to remember, Stiles, is that when everything else is chaos, you’re the port in the storm.”

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    Laura Hale never died, and Stiles is magic.

    Language:
    English
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    25,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    904
    Bookmarks:
    233
    Hits:
    6806
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    It’s only later, when Stiles is lying in bed and staring at his ceiling, that he thinks: of course. Of course Derek Hale is pure of heart.

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    A unicorn thinks Derek deserves nice things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    1149
    Bookmarks:
    151
    Hits:
    5771
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    Stiles says, “I have a five year plan. A five year plan to popularity that will tank the minute I meet this guy.”

    “I feel like you’re exaggerating,” Scott says, but Scott has a katana-wielding badass waiting for him at the other end of the rainbow, and Stiles has terrariums.

    Or—

    A soulmate au with turtles and angst.

    Language:
    English
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    5,942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    2040
    Bookmarks:
    334
    Hits:
    10408
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    Officially, Scott and Stiles started off as supernatural debunkers. Shithead eighteen year olds with a couple gopros, a book of magic lore they’d ‘borrowed’ from Scott’s veterinarian ex-boss, and a YouTube channel. They guilted Scott’s dad into buying them a used van, downloaded a map of haunted places, and set off across the country for a gap year that stretched well past what their parents think is acceptable.

    And then Scott got bit by a werewolf off highway 95, they accidentally set Kira free from an Arizona desert prison, and Lydia Martin, Stiles’ high intensity high school crush, called him up out of nowhere at 3 am one random Tuesday and nearly blew out his eardrums with a banshee scream and a death omen.

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    The gang drives a van around the country hunting monsters, and Stiles may or may not have a weird crush on a traumatized Derek Hale.

    Language:
    English
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    8,774
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    913
    Bookmarks:
    173
    Hits:
    5847
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    At eleven years old, a murder of crows blanketed the yard outside Stiles’ window and no school owls came.

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    Stiles is determined to live without magic, but magic always finds him, anyhow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,379
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    1340
    Bookmarks:
    240
    Hits:
    7600
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    “Why are you not more curious about me?” Stiles says when Derek’s got the door half open, sun spilling over the dark wood, dust motes spinning about his legs. Stiles is wearing fabric that hasn’t been invented yet, he’s clutching a smart phone to his chest, and he appeared out of nowhere, like an angel.

    Softly, Derek says, “We all have our secrets,” and closes the door.

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    A heartbroken Stiles accidentally travels back in time to find his one true love. A harlequin-ish Christmas romance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    2009
    Bookmarks:
    426
    Hits:
    20473
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    for prompt: Stiles is videographing someone's wedding but after when he looks at the footage it's like 50% hot best man Derek

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    310
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3835
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    for prompt: everything that was supposed to go right that week, was going wrong

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    399
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2598
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    for prompt: “Cat got your tongue?” “Why, did you want it?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2961
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    for prompt: “you’re absolutely right, we really don’t deserve dogs, but we’re so lucky to have them”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    281
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2349
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    for prompt: Derek wins Stiles in a game of cards.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    304
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    398
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3721
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    for prompt: trapped at the airport on the way home or fighting over the last turkey at the store.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    675
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    264
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2381
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    There’s a solid wooden fence surrounding the backyard; a moderately-sized, flat piece of square land. Instead of grass, a flagstone path winds in between wild, tangled gardens, knock-out roses, towering crape myrtles, foxglove, bluebeard, hydrangea, overgrown ornamental grasses—weeds and wildflowers fill in all the spaces in between, and Stiles doesn’t plan on doing a single thing about any of them. The yard is fantastic. It’s wonderful. He can’t wait to strip out of his skin and make a burrow.

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    Stiles is a werebunny & Derek is his grumpy werewolf neighbor

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    2540
    Bookmarks:
    651
    Hits:
    17142
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    Hale’s eyes are an indescribable green, Stiles is caught off guard by how much he kind of wants to, uh, hug him? It would be weird to bury his hands in a stranger’s hair, right, and mouth-breathe into his temple?

    Hale’s lips fall from friendly smile to near-scowl the longer Stiles silently stares at him like an idiot—would it be weird to just kiss him?—and Stiles has to talk himself out of following pathetically after him when Hale stalks away.

    Or-

    The Sandlot AU, which is mostly not actually a Sandlot AU, starring wolf-Derek as the beast

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    905
    Bookmarks:
    120
    Hits:
    4972
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    “I’m just going to pretend this isn’t happening. I’m going to close my eyes, and when I open them again, I’ll be back on Atlantis, sleeping in my tiny bunk, eating reconstituted potatoes and putting googly eyes on rocks to freak out Jared.”

    Or—

    How Captain Derek Hale and Dr. Stiles Stilinski keep managing to save each other’s lives…in space!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,109
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    1206
    Bookmarks:
    237
    Hits:
    8831
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    This is totally unfair. This crush has been terrible but manageable; he hardly ever saw Derek outside of the occasional diner run-in and all the summer BBQs, and Derek always looks like being in any public setting is excruciating—his broody scowls are devastating enough, now he gets to imagine him happy.

    Is it possible to die from unrequited love and pining?

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    Derek the fireman keeps saving Stiles from himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,784
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    1450
    Bookmarks:
    186
    Hits:
    10946
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    It's not that Stiles was in denial about his crush. Who wouldn't have a crush on Derek Hale, right? Big, dark and broody, cheekbones he wants to rub his thumbs all over, just about the best ass Stiles has ever seen on a human being. Stiles isn't made of stone here, he has wants and needs and teenage hormones. That Stiles has always found Derek attractive has never been in question.

    But this, this right here, is making Stiles doubt his normally awesome observational skills and judgement.

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    Derek comes back to BH with a mustache, and Stiles just can't get over it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    860
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    5280
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    “Oh my god.”

    Ben pops open the car door and says, “Please don’t embarrass me, Dad.”

    Stiles flaps a hand, still staring at the magnificent sight before him. There are glistening arm muscles and a sweaty tank top and then the vision bends over and holy god. He has to look away; it’s too much to take in all at once, he might swoon.

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    Stiles has a teenager and Derek has a plant nursery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,828
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    2378
    Bookmarks:
    367
    Hits:
    15651
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    Stiles is surprised, when he accidentally tumbles into Professor Hale’s legs on a mad dash down the halls, that Derek leans down and scoops him up and…cuddles him into his arms.

    Or-

    Stiles may or may not have gotten his professorship at Hogwarts because he can turn into a cat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    2979
    Bookmarks:
    521
    Hits:
    21834
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    Summary

    When Stiles is thirteen years old, he falls in love.

    She’s over ten feet tall, with gray-green leathery skin and a plump, yellow belly, bright purple eyes and an ungainly wingspan that makes her topple when she spreads them open too wide.

    In the time it takes for the dragon to bury her too-warm muzzle in the palm of his hand, Stiles knows he wants to spend the rest of his life with her.

    Her handler is gruff, dark-haired, wide-shouldered, and scowling down at him. He’s got a burn scar running down the outside of one forearm, and the flight vest open at his throat reveals an angry red claw mark on his collarbone.

    Stiles maybe falls a little bit in love with him, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,792
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    2248
    Bookmarks:
    438
    Hits:
    13787

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