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    He feels the physical embodiment of devastated, his already too strung-out mind struggling to wall up all the hurt, the rejection—he takes a deep shuddering breath and looks down at the shredded skin on his arms, at the sluggish way they’re weakly healing.

    There is nothing, nothing he wants more than to have Derek sweep in and make everything all better. He should have known, though, that something like that would never happen to him.

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    Stiles accidentally gets bitten, and everything goes to hell.

    Language:
    English
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    13,493
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    1978
    Bookmarks:
    402
    Hits:
    13302
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    They stare at each other, half-grinning, and Derek knows it’s definitely the absolute wrong time for this, but he wants. He wants to grin at Stiles over dinner every day for the rest of his life, baffled over yams and Moon Pie Day, and, god, crap, goddamn, when the fuck did he have time to fall in love?

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    The life and times of Deputy Stiles and Supernatural Foster Dad Derek Hale

    Language:
    English
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    17,127
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    2233
    Bookmarks:
    512
    Hits:
    12896
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    Stiles groans and drops his face into his hands. “I’m seventeen, I can kind of use mountain ash and I can explode houses when I’m mad enough. How am I gonna win any kind of magic fight?”

    “We’ll work on it,” Deaton says, as infuriatingly calm as ever. “The important thing to remember, Stiles, is that when everything else is chaos, you’re the port in the storm.”

    Or-

    Laura Hale never died, and Stiles is magic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    2329
    Bookmarks:
    640
    Hits:
    19085
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    It’s only later, when Stiles is lying in bed and staring at his ceiling, that he thinks: of course. Of course Derek Hale is pure of heart.

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    A unicorn thinks Derek deserves nice things.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    1801
    Bookmarks:
    259
    Hits:
    9110
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    Stiles says, “I have a five year plan. A five year plan to popularity that will tank the minute I meet this guy.”

    “I feel like you’re exaggerating,” Scott says, but Scott has a katana-wielding badass waiting for him at the other end of the rainbow, and Stiles has terrariums.

    Or—

    A soulmate au with turtles and angst.

    Language:
    English
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    5,942
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    3208
    Bookmarks:
    590
    Hits:
    17710
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    Officially, Scott and Stiles started off as supernatural debunkers. Shithead eighteen year olds with a couple gopros, a book of magic lore they’d ‘borrowed’ from Scott’s veterinarian ex-boss, and a YouTube channel. They guilted Scott’s dad into buying them a used van, downloaded a map of haunted places, and set off across the country for a gap year that stretched well past what their parents think is acceptable.

    And then Scott got bit by a werewolf off highway 95, they accidentally set Kira free from an Arizona desert prison, and Lydia Martin, Stiles’ high intensity high school crush, called him up out of nowhere at 3 am one random Tuesday and nearly blew out his eardrums with a banshee scream and a death omen.

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    The gang drives a van around the country hunting monsters, and Stiles may or may not have a weird crush on a traumatized Derek Hale.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,774
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    1273
    Bookmarks:
    253
    Hits:
    8082
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    At eleven years old, a murder of crows blanketed the yard outside Stiles’ window and no school owls came.

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    Stiles is determined to live without magic, but magic always finds him, anyhow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,379
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    1793
    Bookmarks:
    328
    Hits:
    10697
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    “Why are you not more curious about me?” Stiles says when Derek’s got the door half open, sun spilling over the dark wood, dust motes spinning about his legs. Stiles is wearing fabric that hasn’t been invented yet, he’s clutching a smart phone to his chest, and he appeared out of nowhere, like an angel.

    Softly, Derek says, “We all have our secrets,” and closes the door.

    Or-

    A heartbroken Stiles accidentally travels back in time to find his one true love. A harlequin-ish Christmas romance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,238
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    2465
    Bookmarks:
    520
    Hits:
    24819
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    for prompt: Stiles is videographing someone's wedding but after when he looks at the footage it's like 50% hot best man Derek

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    310
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    472
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    4458
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    for prompt: everything that was supposed to go right that week, was going wrong

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    399
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    343
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3134
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    for prompt: “Cat got your tongue?” “Why, did you want it?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    348
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3521
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    for prompt: “you’re absolutely right, we really don’t deserve dogs, but we’re so lucky to have them”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    281
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    312
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2804
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    for prompt: Derek wins Stiles in a game of cards.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    304
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    480
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    4595
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    for prompt: trapped at the airport on the way home or fighting over the last turkey at the store.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    675
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    323
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2780
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    There’s a solid wooden fence surrounding the backyard; a moderately-sized, flat piece of square land. Instead of grass, a flagstone path winds in between wild, tangled gardens, knock-out roses, towering crape myrtles, foxglove, bluebeard, hydrangea, overgrown ornamental grasses—weeds and wildflowers fill in all the spaces in between, and Stiles doesn’t plan on doing a single thing about any of them. The yard is fantastic. It’s wonderful. He can’t wait to strip out of his skin and make a burrow.

    Or-

    Stiles is a werebunny & Derek is his grumpy werewolf neighbor

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    3075
    Bookmarks:
    790
    Hits:
    20590
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    Hale’s eyes are an indescribable green, Stiles is caught off guard by how much he kind of wants to, uh, hug him? It would be weird to bury his hands in a stranger’s hair, right, and mouth-breathe into his temple?

    Hale’s lips fall from friendly smile to near-scowl the longer Stiles silently stares at him like an idiot—would it be weird to just kiss him?—and Stiles has to talk himself out of following pathetically after him when Hale stalks away.

    Or-

    The Sandlot AU, which is mostly not actually a Sandlot AU, starring wolf-Derek as the beast

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    1081
    Bookmarks:
    147
    Hits:
    5882
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    “I’m just going to pretend this isn’t happening. I’m going to close my eyes, and when I open them again, I’ll be back on Atlantis, sleeping in my tiny bunk, eating reconstituted potatoes and putting googly eyes on rocks to freak out Jared.”

    Or—

    How Captain Derek Hale and Dr. Stiles Stilinski keep managing to save each other’s lives…in space!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,109
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    1435
    Bookmarks:
    282
    Hits:
    10746
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    This is totally unfair. This crush has been terrible but manageable; he hardly ever saw Derek outside of the occasional diner run-in and all the summer BBQs, and Derek always looks like being in any public setting is excruciating—his broody scowls are devastating enough, now he gets to imagine him happy.

    Is it possible to die from unrequited love and pining?

    Or-

    Derek the fireman keeps saving Stiles from himself.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,784
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    1735
    Bookmarks:
    235
    Hits:
    13054
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    It's not that Stiles was in denial about his crush. Who wouldn't have a crush on Derek Hale, right? Big, dark and broody, cheekbones he wants to rub his thumbs all over, just about the best ass Stiles has ever seen on a human being. Stiles isn't made of stone here, he has wants and needs and teenage hormones. That Stiles has always found Derek attractive has never been in question.

    But this, this right here, is making Stiles doubt his normally awesome observational skills and judgement.

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    Derek comes back to BH with a mustache, and Stiles just can't get over it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    991
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    5970
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    “Oh my god.”

    Ben pops open the car door and says, “Please don’t embarrass me, Dad.”

    Stiles flaps a hand, still staring at the magnificent sight before him. There are glistening arm muscles and a sweaty tank top and then the vision bends over and holy god. He has to look away; it’s too much to take in all at once, he might swoon.

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    Stiles has a teenager and Derek has a plant nursery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,828
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    2769
    Bookmarks:
    429
    Hits:
    18330

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