10 Works by skoosiepants in The Cab

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    "I don't usually follow gossip," Brendon says, which is a blatant, bald lie, "but word is Crawford's got an imaginary friend."

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    William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame Jon.

    William’s House of Orphans AU

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    Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.

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    “I’m going to ask you one more time,” he says, and he looks – Brendon shudders – he looks like he wants Brendon to stay quiet, like he’s just itching to take Brendon apart and maybe put him back together wrong. “Where is Ryan?”

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    36
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    Brendon has a habit of handling Pete the same way he handles his twelve-year-old daughter.

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    24
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    3
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    1146
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    Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.

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    1807
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    Every day he texts Frank that he's dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard's nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank's an asshole. He has no idea why they're friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that'll punch back.

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    46
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    "It's like, okay," Alex says to Carson's mice, slumped down on a stool, chin cupped into his hand. The mice are taking turns pushing each other off the little rodent wheel. "You know how you find your soul mate, only he's straight and also an asshole?"

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    8
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    2046
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    The totally true story of how Spencer Smith joined Patrick & Brendon's Magic Friend Band.

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    4
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    27
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    1646
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    "Want to shut the fuck up, Urie?" Carden says from Jon's other side, and then Brendon spots Johnson trying very hard to become one with the thicket, and oh, hey, it's a party. A party of death.

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    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
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