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    A guest-bands band deserves a story of stories. Scenes from the Wondermutt festival tour.

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    He’s pretty, Gabe thinks. All Farrah Fawcett hair, high cheekbones and wide fucking eyes. An April showers Bambi with - he lets his eyes linger down the length of him - Christ on cracker, just about five miles of legs. Just like an angel, fucking over a kid who’s got all his sexy years spread out in front of him.

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    Veterinary office AU.

    So, whatever, William’s young, and nervous – and Gabe kind of scares the shit out of him – but he’s not going to let that stop him from seducing Gabe. Again.

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    139
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    31
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    William’s mouth curves up at the corners and he says, “I like you, Jonas. There’s something delightful about you, look here.” Reaching out, he grasps Kevin’s wrist with long, soft fingers. He holds his hand up and blows lightly across his palm and a blue flame sparks to life, hovering in the air above his skin. “Wonderful chemistry, you’d make someone a very pretty familiar.”

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    Brendon’s more of an in-your-face naked guy, while Mike’s nakedness sneaks up on you out of nowhere. It’s like Kevin doesn’t realize Mike isn’t wearing pants until he realizes Mike isn’t wearing pants.

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    2
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    115
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    26
    Hits:
    1966
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    Spencer has always been very practical. The problem is, there’s his real life, and then there’s Ryan.

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    84
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    15
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    1177
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    Mike looks from Kevin to Nick to Joe, who’s behind Nick, to Nick and then to Kevin again. “Oh, fuck me,” he says. “You’re a Jonas brother.”

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    “I’m gonna write a song about you,” Joe says. “It’ll be a handholding song, I hope you don’t mind if I make you a girl.”

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    176
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    40
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    "I don't usually follow gossip," Brendon says, which is a blatant, bald lie, "but word is Crawford's got an imaginary friend."

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    4
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    47
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    4
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    3089
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    William is not entirely certain how this happened, how he became a veritable magnet for downtrodden orphans, but he’s going to blame Jon.

    William’s House of Orphans AU

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    2
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    128
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    25
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    1826
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    Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.

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    3
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    28
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    “I’m going to ask you one more time,” he says, and he looks – Brendon shudders – he looks like he wants Brendon to stay quiet, like he’s just itching to take Brendon apart and maybe put him back together wrong. “Where is Ryan?”

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    36
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    2906
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    It’s tragic, really, how long William had avoided Monroeville Farms.

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    Brendon likes leaning on tall things, like lampposts and Gabe Saporta. Which is probably why he wakes up naked, duct taped to a Big Wheel.

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    Every day he texts Frank that he's dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard's nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank's an asshole. He has no idea why they're friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that'll punch back.

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    "Want to shut the fuck up, Urie?" Carden says from Jon's other side, and then Brendon spots Johnson trying very hard to become one with the thicket, and oh, hey, it's a party. A party of death.

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    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    520
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    Bob Bryar is not dreamy. Bob Bryar looks like the kind of guy who could fuck you up in a back alley, but doesn't care enough about you to actually do it. Greta has had the most inconvenient crush on Bob Bryar since freshman year.

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    3
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1000
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    William is not exactly sure what's going on, but he's feeling very fourteen. Very awkward with his limbs, very sore, and he does not like it.

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    67
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    6
    Hits:
    2817
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    One) he almost coughed up both his lungs; two) he gets fucking chatty when he's high, apparently, and he'd lectured Disashi for god knows how long on Dostoevsky, of all things; and three) he'd told Gaylor he's, "No lie, no lie, seriously, a witch." They'd had a good laugh over that one.

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    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    659
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    "It takes three licks, dude," Joe says, and Brendon nods, says, "Duh," because he's a freaking wise owl, he knows these things.

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    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1572

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