17 Works by singmyheart

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    He’s too drunk for this.

    “Why, Dr. Banner,” she exclaims, all exaggerated offense, batting eyelashes, “is this how you treat women? Get them drunk and ogle them? You dog.”

    (Shameless smut. fem!Tony and Bruce get drunk in the lab and have sex. Bruce blames her shorts.)

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    He feels warm all over, suddenly, and kind of like he wants to hug her, but she’d probably break his arm and he doesn’t really want to deal with that right now.

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    He's a vengeful god leaving a trail of salt and ashes in his wake, every kill a warning.

    (Episode fic - 3x11, 'Mystery Spot', set during the period Sam hunts without Dean.)

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    He feels wrong-footed; the way you do when you’ve spent a night away from home and wake up in an unfamiliar bed, like he has to take a second to remember where he is. It’s not an entirely unpleasant feeling.

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    To his credit, Tony manages to hide his “prepared to fake enthusiasm for this thing I’ll probably hate” face pretty well (he’s perfected it; comes with the ‘philanthropist' territory).

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    “Physicist, occasional green rage monster, wanton sex god, Captain America enthusiast. Since you asked.”

    “Mmmm. Should put that on a business card.”

    (Or: poetry, jazz, dirty texts during meetings, and realizations.)

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    Tony complains that he’s being left out (of course), demands to know “what’s your deal, I take you in and I get shafted with this Avengers book club thing? Not that I want anything with a fucking Oprah seal on the cover, mind you, but what the fuck.”

    (Or: the accidental founding of the Avengers Initiative book club by one Dr. Bruce Banner.)

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    They send him on his way with his watch, wallet, phone, and a bottle of Vicodin in his pocket. He calls a car to pick him up and watches a wrecked Manhattan pass him by on his way to SHIELD.

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    When Phil sets his coffee down in front of him he just murmurs “Thanks,” in a voice rough with smoke and what’s probably exhaustion. He wraps both hands around the mug, inhales deep, and takes a sip without waiting a second for it to cool. Phil recognizes his customer's expression – eyes half-lidded and a slight smile on his lips, in pure, unadulterated bliss - and he’s more than a little proud.

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    “Good thing you’re pretty.” She stretches, arms over her head, until her spine cracks, then climbs over him for the beat-up pack of cigarettes on his bedside table.

     

    (Or: Steve like Natasha's scars, and she steals his cigarettes.)

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    “Tony’s been a bad influence on Jarvis’s sense of humour,” Bruce explains.

    “I resent that. His sense of humour is way sketchier than mine.”

    (Or: Steve has some questions for Jarvis.)

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    Every part of Bruce, every conscious thought, is railing against this – stop stop stop this isn’t right he trusts you and you’re hurting him you’re being reckless Banner – this is perverse, for Tony to ask this of him, Bruce, who has to be so obsessively, painstakingly careful about his own blood, about the safety of others. Bruce, the pacifist in perpetual war.

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    “So, what’s all this for, exactly?” Bruce calls from behind the dressing-room door.

    “Um, I’m sick of seeing you wearing a 38 when you should be in a 36?” Tony replies.

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    Steve is elbow-deep in soapy water hot enough to scald the average person when Tony comes into the kitchen and hops up onto the counter next to him. “There is serious shit going down at Hogwarts right now and you’re missing it, Capsicle,” he says solemnly.

    (Or: Tony is an ass, Steve is perpetually confused, Bruce teaches Thor to cook, and Clint and Tasha are... Clint and Tasha.)

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    “Shut up, shut up, it’s fine. At ease, soldier,” Tony mutters (I love you, too, old man) and Steve sneaks in another “sorry” before he kisses him and then Bruce. Tony bites his nose in response.

    (Or: Steve is just trying to read. Tony and Bruce have other ideas.)

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    Sometimes, Pepper worries vaguely that she and Tony might be codependent. Upon consideration, she finds she doesn’t mind.

    (Or: Tony and Pepper's relationship in stages. Inspired by/loosely based on "The Bed Song" by Amanda Palmer.)

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    CURRENTLY ON HIATUS BECAUSE I SUCK.
    The first five times John and Sherlock kissed. Kinda-sorta songfic loosely based on "The First Five Times" by Stars. Title subject to change.

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