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  1. Rec 73

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    “So, when do you want to bond?” Marner asks without any preamble as soon as they're within three feet of each other.

    Auston hears Chucky’s whispered, “What the fuck?”

    Strome cracks up. “Jesus, Marns, can you say hi before you ask someone to fuck you?"

    Marner laughs. “Sorry. Hi, Auston. I'm Mitch. We're gonna play together forever.”

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    12 Jun 2017

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    It takes about the length of their first practice for Toronto media to decide that him and Mitch are best friends. And, like, Auston’s been warned about the press in the city a million times, so he gets it. They want a story. He’d be fine with it, honestly, except for the small issue that Mitch Marner is the most annoying person on the entire planet.

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    8 Jun 2017

  3. Rec 46

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    On June 26, 2015, Connor McDavid is drafted to the Edmonton Oilers. A few days later, he finds out that his new team is cursed.

    Things get complicated after that.

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    22 Apr 2017

  4. Rec 63

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    Mitch's week starts with a two-inch-high stack of papers and a really pissed-off Dylan Strome. Seriously, Mondays.

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    5 Mar 2017

  5. Rec 49

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    Sidney and Tyler are happy. Their friends think they're lonely, so they're always trying to fix them, but they really *are* happy. When Sidney and Tyler start talking, thanks to Jamie's overprotective meddling, they start to learn that you can be happy in a lot of different ways.

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    18 Dec 2016