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    You meet all sorts of people at college. Or at college tours.

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    "I cannot spend the rest of eternity not getting laid," Eleanor announced.

    (AU after 1x05 Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis. No Real Eleanor etc)

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    Just because Molly doesn't talk doesn't mean they can't be friends.

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    "Relax, I'm not going to murder you," Getzy says, which really isn't relaxing at all.

    (Hooker!Bobby email fic originally posted to LJ 2/19/2012)

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    what if i asked nat and lucy liu for a threesome?

    I thought u wanted one with Nat and Jennifer Lawrence

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    Arranged marriage AU in which we mash up every romance novel we've ever read, from every conceivable era. Originally written in email 1/17-2/3/2012, minimally edited.

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    "I could," Noah says.

    "Could what?" Gansey asks.

    "Be your Whoopi Goldberg. Your go between."

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    "You're quicker than I thought," he says, backing into the stall.

    "I'm not -"

    "Whatever," Kavinsky cuts him off, and drags him in.

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    Not that he doesn't want to hang out with Gally, he's just not sure that hanging out alone is the best idea.

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    How exactly did the Habs get the rookies to give up their shirts?

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    Toby thinks Tybalt's confession will lead to them sleeping together right away. Tybalt has other ideas.

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    From now on, no matter what happens, if you want to punch me in the face or spit in my mouth while I’m asleep, it doesn’t matter. I’m always going to be watching your back.

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    Seabs is bored, and when he's bored he's horny. Set during their rookie season.

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    Sometimes Jeff makes Eric question his commitment to the game.

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    Jeff runs away from Toronto and finds himself homeless in Raleigh, where he accidentally starts serving eggs to Eric Staal.

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    If Eric Staal is going to hit on him, Jeff is going to hit on him back.

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    "Shit. Oh shit." He pokes himself in the face and watches Seabs's reflection do the same.

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    Deryk Engelland is the biggest cockblock in the league.

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    Stephen's staycation goes a little awry. The PCHH crew helps out.

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    Hall and Ebs enjoy an off day in Chicago.

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