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    Ridiculous, ridiculous crossover fix-it for Forever 1x21 ('The night in question'.) No. It really is completely bonkers. Same universe as 'Forbidden to dump bodies into river' but more than a thousand years later and with 1000% more crack.

    Abigail has five minutes to live. But really, that's basically forever.

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    Cultural differences are making it difficult for C'rizz to read some of Charley's favourite novels. Charley helps.

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    It's the middle of the 23rd century. The Daleks may have been driven off (again) decades ago, but the fear and paranoia they left behind are still going strong. On a related note, Henry Morgan is having a very bad month.

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    Well, tonight he either saved Henry from being spied on by UNIT or he got a British visitor drunk and gave him a really fun club crawl to cheer him up. Either way, victory. Good job, team.

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    Snippets from a daemon a-universe

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    Collected tumblr ask box fics.

    Prompts happen.

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    Once upon a -- well, never mind. Two Eutermesan monks from opposing faiths have a meet cute.

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    The further adventures of Henry Morgan, tourist in the future: Henry meets YouTube and survives.

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    Glenda and Nutt in Quirm. Romances aren't as tidy when they happen in real life, but that doesn't mean they aren't worth having.

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    Not a coffee shop AU as such, but an AU that will eventually involve a coffee shop. Primarily it involves Bill Bush (longsuffering business analyst and massive extrovert), his flatmate Horatio Hornblower (neurotic programmer and massive introvert), and their desperate efforts to keep a dysfunctional software office afloat in the face of paranoid managers, incompetent interns, corporate espionage, and a shocking, shocking lack of decent coffee.

    A man named Pellew's come from the London branch with a new project to redeem their struggling crew. Marketing is calling it Project Hotspur....

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    A vignette from an alternate universe version of 'The Happy Return'-- in a universe where women ply the sea, men wait at home and fret, and Captain Hortense Hornblower is haunted by the fate of the mad spaniard Dona Julia.

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    A small side story pre-Like I Like My Coffee about Horatio meeting Bill’s dad and Bill understanding Horatio and his big happy feelings about Horatio a bit better.

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    ‘Make me a warrior,’ he said. ‘Watch me,’ said the TARDIS.

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    A missing scene from Bush’s recovery at Chateaux de Graçay, during the winter of 1810. With their roles reversed, and Hornblower providing support to a weakened Bush, Hornblower reflects on all that his friend has meant to him.

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    Now retired from active fieldwork, Klaus has been sending Dorian coded messages. Dorian misinterprets them entirely.

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    During the Peace of Amiens, a chance meeting between Pellew and his favourite old lieutenant gets a little… intense.

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    Scenes from the imperfect but by no means completely unhappy marriage of Horatio and Maria Hornblower.

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    It is generally known what happened the day Captain Hornblower said goodbye to his crew and to Hotspur. It is somewhat less well known what happened two days prior-- when he said goodbye to his first lieutenant and Hotspur on more intimate terms. (Or: in which Bush and Hornblower slide down the slippery slopes of sentiment.)

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    Usually it’s Hornblower who can’t shut his mind off, who balks at the darknesses his mind throws up to him. Today, on the Nonsuch, it’s his good solid Bush struggling with his hindbrain, and it’s up to Hornblower to take up the mantle of the wise sailor who knows that fantasies don’t change a man’s worth.

    It’s not so strange, after all, that a man who’s been repaired with a wooden limb already might imagine being refit even further.

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    Years ago, then-Midshipman Bush brought a couple of embarrassing souvenirs back from shore leave. He's used to them and used to concealing them, and doesn’t think of them much, except when the weather turns cold. One night on Hotspur, Captain Hornblower discovers what he’s been hiding.

    The good captain is not actually displeased.

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