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    When the Tesseract sends the Red Skull into space, something else comes through. Something eldritch and dire and – OK, maybe not that dire.

    A misunderstanding traps Tentacle God Bucky under the ice with Steve. Can they get past their differences and learn to get along? (Spoilers: Yes, yes they can.)

    Now Steve has someone to help him navigate the future and the Avengers will never be the same.

    Please note: This story is rated T for violence and language (because even as an Eldritch God Bucky swears a lot.) All tentacle sex is implied, not explicit.

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    21 Nov 2017

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    10:23 AM
    i phoned the school last night and they said i cant get any aid except for unsubsidised loans unless i have a child, get married or turn 24

    10:24 AM
    so i have to get married

    Steve can’t blame being woken on the groan he makes; he’s been awake for hours already, has eaten breakfast and run six miles. He’d been clicking through the reading lists for classes he’d be starting in the new semester, comparing the prices between three different second hand bookstores, cost quietly yet menacingly climbing on the notebook in front of him.

    He almost welcomes the distraction.

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    bucky proposes that he and steve get married to gain access to financial aid. steve, stupidly, agrees. it would be fine - what's a little getting married between two bros? small problem, though: steve is head over heels for his best buddy.

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    20 Nov 2017

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    “You can't be my date,” Steve shook his head, concerned at the fact he'd almost let himself consider it for a half second, “you don't even know me.”

    Bucky wiggled his eyebrows and his voice did that purring thing that turned Steve's insides into jelly. “I could get to know you.”
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    After finding himself suddenly single, Steve can't bring himself to face his school reunion alone; especially knowing his school nemesis will be there.

    When a handsome flight attendant offers to be his fake boyfriend for the weekend, it's almost too good to be true.

    Steve can't turn down an offer like that, right?

    AKA The Fake Fake Relationship AU that no one asked for.

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    07 Nov 2017

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    Bucky Barnes is a rising Hollywood star with a tragic past and a reputation for driving his bodyguards away. Steve Rogers is a veteran with the same tragic past and the need to get back out in the world. The two of them have been estranged since they were teenagers, so when Steve joins SHIELD as a bodyguard, he is less than thrilled when he finds out that Bucky is his first assignment. But how bad can it be? They're both professional adults, right?

    Wrong.

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    03 Nov 2017

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    “So talk to him,” Sam says.

    “I can’t,” Bucky groans. “I can’t, Sam, I. He just.” He fluffs his hair up and stares at Sam, distraught. “I want him to bench press me.”

    “Okay, so it’s serious,” Sam interprets. “Got it."

    (Or: The one where Sam is Bucky's long-suffering roommate, Bucky is a hot mess of a millennial, and Hot Steve spends far too much time on the Lat Pull-Down machine.)

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    03 Nov 2017