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    Smooth af geriatric fella flirting with a 100% Done wrong number sassmaster, with copious amounts of swearing and way too many Beyoncé jokes.

    A.ka the notorious Bitch series.

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    06 Feb 2018

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    This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. I see dead people is embarrassingly tacky, and I'm half-spirit seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.

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    25 Jan 2017

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    The wonderful adventures of Sasuke, only daughter of Konohagakure's Uchiha clan, and honorary youngest member of the shinobi's world's most notorious criminal organization.

    (I take requests, but it isn't a guarantee that I'll write all of them)

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    03 Apr 2015

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    Five times the Winter Soldier evaded capture.

    In which there are tuxedoes, vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred), fakeout makeouts, massive property damage, a shark pit, and Steve has an Ursula Andress moment. But mostly, in true James Bond fashion, villains are seduced to the side of good.

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    05 Jul 2014

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    Tony sets out to learn to play with others. Pepper enables him. The Avengers spend a lot of time pretending they’re not grateful for the chance to play back.

    Except for Steve, who corners Tony in the workshop one day and actually says thank you out loud, which Tony considers the grossest violation of both Tower rules and common decency in general and won't talk to him for a week.

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    07 Mar 2014