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    Phasma survives the Supremacy, and weathers the whims of her new Queen.
    Set after "The Last Jedi"

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    01 Jan 2018

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    Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.

    The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.

    Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"

    "He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."

    "But Potter, really?" said Severus.

    "He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."

    Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."

    "Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.

    (Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)

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    29 Jul 2017

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    Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.

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    20 Jul 2017

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    "Hello, Stiles," Peter's voice purrs down the line. Stiles lets out a harsh breath. "To what do I owe the pleasure of you calling me at 1:00 a.m.?"

    Shit, is it that late? He hadn't even noticed.

    "Stiles?" Peter asks when Stiles doesn't say anything. Stiles is pretty sure he's imagining the concern in his voice.

    "I need your help," Stiles says.

    "Really," Peter says, sounding amused. Fucker. "And why exactly should I help you?"

    "Besides the whole pack loyalty thing? That I've saved your life multiple times?" Stiles asks. "I don't know, basic human decency?"

    Peter hums under his breath. "Well, I suppose there is that," he says.

    "How about the chance to be an alpha again?" Stiles asks.

    There's silence down the line for long enough that Stiles actually pulls his phone away from his ear to make sure the call is still connected.

    "Where are you?" Peter finally asks.

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    Stiles is attacked by an alpha at college and bitten. He calls Peter for help.

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    07 Jun 2017

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    When CAPTAIN AMERICA walks into the precinct, Jake staples his finger and doesn't realize it for like, six hours. He can only be happy that Scully and Hitchcock leave every day they can at 4:48pm so that they couldn’t bring shame upon the family.

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    01 Jun 2017