In which Phil relates to the world in references, and someone’s going to lose their ability to deal with it one of these days. Emma doesn’t understand half the shit that comes out of Phil mouth most of the time and she’d really appreciate it if he’d did his pop culture wanking in his own time and not in the office. Peter would just rather be somewhere else entirely.
Persephone really needs a favor from her half-sister and best friend. And it's totally POM Wonderful's fault.
Modern day AU.