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    Boys weren’t omegas. Not outside of blue movies, or bluer songs, at least, the kind of anecdotes too ribald even for soldiers to tell. Girls were omegas, sometimes, but rarely, even in those days. Dying breeds, he guessed. When he was the asset it had stopped entirely, he had thought it all over: feels sick thinking of what they would have done to exploit him if he had suffered back then. But now, 2014, eating three meals a day, sleeping regularly in a safe bed, the old ghost has come back.

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    14 Dec 2017

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    jzimmerman@samwell.edu: Right, yes, ignore me. Remember that my mother is really sweet and proper and deserves all happiness even if her son is a twat.

    theunderbaker@underthecounter.com: Less so than I’d realized. I might have to join the lovelorn masses after this exchange, pretty boy. XOXOXO.

    jzimmerman@samwell.edu: Who are you?

    He didn’t get anything back, and he didn’t expect to, but he had to ask, all the same.

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    08 Dec 2017

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    Steve has his life in order, okay. He goes to wizard college, even if he can't technically do magic. He has his own apartment, even though it's small and dinky and kind of gross, and forgets to exist sometimes, and might also be alive? Plus, he has a crush on the hot cyborg in unit 404 who cooks fiendishly good breakfast foods, and may or may not have some kind of weird connection to the sentient building they live in. He's not sure.

    He's dealing, all right, his life is in tip-top condition, or it was until an eldritch monstrosity called the Hydra started posing as a real estate company to try and buy over his new home.

    He's really pissed about that.

    (The one where Steve is an angry millennial wizard, Sam is a Disney prince, Natasha is a shapeshifter, and Bucky is a spoiler.)

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    08 Dec 2017

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    Bitty's a little confused when his six year old son wants to play hockey. He's concerned when Tommy's coach is a retired NHL player with perfect cheekbones and piercing blue eyes.

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    28 Oct 2017

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    Steve is putting a crimp in Bucky's plan to pretend everything is normal post-WS, and he tests Steve's patience by turning it all into a joke. But Steve can take a joke.

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    08 Oct 2017