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    “What the hell, Tony?” Rhodey demanded brusquely. Tony winced and drew the phone away from his ear. “You’ve got cops and Feds all over the hotel. I’m watching you perp walk out of the police station on repeat on CNN. They’re saying you tried to bribe Stern? Fox News has you selling weapons on the black market, and God that picture they’re using is the one from Bali in ’09. You look like shit. They wheeled Stern out and put him in an ambulance, by the way. Got some paparazzi swearing you decked the guy. Now they’ve got ‘copters following it like he’s OJ.”

    “Yeah, don’t worry, Sourpatch, I’ve got it covered. Uh, though, I should probably tell you that, purely in the interests of national security and the greater good, I kind of had to fake marry that stripper-gram you sent. Thanks for that, by the way,” Tony added quickly.

    UPDATED WITH FANART IN CHAPTER 3

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    25 Jun 2017

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    It’s not that life isn’t good. The future—the present, as it stands—is great. The food is excellent. Messaging is instant. Movies are in 3D. Steve is only one medical miracle of many. Even the grime of New York City is nicer than the near-constant stink of the thirties. No, it’s not that the world is any worse.

    Steve was just lonely as hell.

    or, the one where steve is still captain america, bucky is a hot librarian, and they fall in love, anyway.

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    24 Jun 2017

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  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Bucky Barnes is Evening moiety, Steve Rogers is Morning. They want to get married; they’re just looking for the right women.

    Bucky Barnes is Evening moiety, Steve Rogers is Morning. They want--

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    31 May 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    When a witch’s son finds himself on the losing side of the war, he makes a deal with the devil to protect his twin, resulting in his being trapped in a forced marriage. Now, a spate of murders implies a new conspiracy is afoot, one that threatens all he has left.

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    20 May 2017

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    Julie hates the month of October. She hates waiting for the bus. She hates the rain. She hates the heat.

    But most of all, she hates knowing that problems she is capable of solving are being delayed by problems she is incapable of solving.

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    27 Apr 2017

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