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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Clint is the guy who goes to the crime scene with a camera and finds all the evidence. Coulson is the guy all the evidence initially points to, and that's a problem. Because naturally, he's entirely Clint's type, because that's just the way Clint's life IS.

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    19 Mar 2017

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    Steve Rogers: anthropology major, president of Americans for Informed Democracy, in love with his roommate, exasperated dungeon master.

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    17 Mar 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Dear Followers,

    I know you’re patiently waiting for the next Installment of Heart Wars, but I did a Thing. A Bad Thing. To the hottest person I have ever had the privilege to lay my eyes on.

    But Cheedi, you never described Mr. Terrik as the hottest person you have ever known. Well, it's because Mr. Terrik is in fact Darth Hive. Why Darth Hive? Because he's got about a bunch of little fuckbuddies, so he doesn't have to pay for a tutor. So, basically he used me, led me on, and cheated on me!

    I am a Rogue and decided to handle it in the manner that Rogue Squadron would. I broke into his room and threw his oh, so precious laptop out the window. It did not soar like a mighty X-Wing, but crashed like a Tie Fighter that had just been vaped. Okay, maybe it was more Wraith Squadron than Rogue Squadron. Vengeance was mine!

    Until his roommate, see hottest person I have ever had the privilege to lay my eyes on, walked in and I discovered that they had the same laptop.

    Yes, I made a critical mistake and I could use your help to fix it. Details are below the cut.

    Help Me Followers, You're My Only Hope!

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    3 Mar 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    “Theo Altman,” Emma said smugly.

    Billy stared at the pictures in his hands. He tried to speak, couldn’t, then moistened his suddenly dry lips with the tip of his tongue. “… he’s the jeans guy.”

    “Calvin’s current campaign model, yes. I had lunch with his agent last week.” Emma studied her nails critically, as though Billy wasn’t gaping at her and Tommy snickering from his place on the couch.

    “Altman wants to make the jump into film, you need a date to get rid of the ‘fake gay’ buzz. You take him to some parties, introduce him around to the people he needs to know, and make sure the paparazzi manage a few flattering shots of you staring dreamily into each other’s eyes. Then you have a sad breakup, we announce that you’d like the press to respect your privacy, and everything goes back to normal.” She waved airily. “Dead simple, even you could pull it off.”

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    3 Mar 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    All five of the dogs were in the backyard, bounding enthusiastically through an obstacle course assembled from the kind of junk that accumulated in rich people’s attics. There were platforms made of legless chairs, tents of old tablecloths to run through, and a pile of sofa cushions the dogs took great delight in plowing into. The dogs were being directed by a one-armed man with long brown hair and a serious case of resting murderface.

    "You guys," Clint hissed. "That's the Winter Soldier."

    "Oh, word?" America said. She looked idly at her nails.

    "You knew?"

    Kate rolled her eyes. "Of course we knew. How many one-armed amnesiacs do you think are running around these days? It's fine, I shot at him a little when he first turned up to make sure he wouldn't go berserk."

    "He was real polite about it," America said. "Didn't return fire or anything."

     

    (In which Clint liberates a pack of serum-enhanced dogs and ends up collecting one more stray than he bargained for.)

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    28 Feb 2017

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