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    A Hamilton modern AU. Title from a well-known idiom and also this song probably.

    The overall scenario: Roles/cabinet positions are 1794-ish: Washington's fifth year in office, Burr a senator from NY, Hamilton as the Treasury Secretary, and I've kept Jefferson on as Secretary of State for fun. Angelica is the dean of Columbia Law School (with an Ed.D, so she sometimes appears as Dr. Schuyler). Everyone is a goddamn lawyer. John Laurens is alive because I said so.

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    An on-going series of standalone shorts following Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, and Chris Evans in random adventures.

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    The retired crew of the Enterprise get puppies.

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  1. Rec 45

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    It’s a selfish schemer, an empty-headed socialite, a dummy from Florida, and a tortured genius against the Afterlife.

    The Afterlife isn’t going to know what hit it.

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    25 Dec 2017

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    Happy together, Eleanor thinks. Is Michael just fucking with her? He doesn’t have anyone else to mess with. He hasn’t exactly shown great promise in Chidi’s good person lessons.

    Or maybe he’s telling the truth. She thinks about Tahani’s smile, the way it goes straight to her gut, and wonders.

  2. Rec 44

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    Ten: We never got back in contact with Voyager 2. Even after the quantum network got set up, we could never find Voyager 2.

    Juice: space rock might have gotten them, damaged em too bad.

    Nine: Oh.

    Ten: we still look for them though. just in case. maybe it’s just taking them a little longer to wake up, you know?

    Nine: Maybe they found aliens?

    Juice: awww buddy
    yeah sure
    maybe.

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    25 Dec 2017

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    SURVEYOR: I ENJOYED THE VOCALIZATIONS OF THE CREATURES CALLED WHALES.

    Ten: Whales are great! Blue whales are the biggest mammals on Earth.

    SURVEYOR: MY CREATORS ENJOYED SOME OF YOUR MUSICS.

    Nine: There is a lot more where that came from. Like a really lot.

    Juice: hey, y’all watched any football games yet? you gotta watch some football games

    Game 27 for example

    Ten: NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU ARE NOT SHOWING ALIENS GAME 27 OF ALL FOOTBALL GAMES.

  3. Rec 14

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    Nicke just wants to play hockey, eat some iPhones, and watch his boyfriend photosynthesise.

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    19 Oct 2017

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    “Wishes don’t do things, Nicke,” says Sasha. “But I would have come here for you... I would do it again.”

    “Thank you,” Nicke whispers.

    “It’s true,” Sasha says. “I remember home. I want it back. But when I think—if it came down to a choice.”

    Nicke feels light-headed, looking at him. “Sasha—”

    “I’m fine here,” says Sasha. “I like being here, when I’m with you.”

    “You should marry me,” Nicke blurts out. “It means nothing. I know it means nothing; but I want it, too—to be selfish this way, you know? I used to—when I came—I thought I’d died. I used to beg for a second chance at being alive.” He shuts his eyes and listens to the trees, the calm wind. Sasha rubbing his thumb over Nicke’s knuckles. He blinks his eyes open and raises his free hand to Sasha’s jaw. “I have it now,” he says. “My second chance is you.”

    “Yes,” Sasha says. Tears fall from his face and onto their hands, where Sasha grips him tightly, tight enough to hurt anybody but him. “I’ll marry you, if you want me to.”

    “I do,” says Nicke. “I don’t know if it matters.” He stares at how the moonlight maps out Sasha’s face in front of him. This second chance. “Maybe it doesn’t. I just want to make it right. I just need to make things right, for us—I just want to be happy. I want to live like a person. I want to be somebody that doesn’t just stay alive.”

    “Of course,” Sasha says. “Of course you do—you should be. There’s nothing left for us, you know.” He looks up to the sky, “Up there. I wish there was. I think—the only thing left to do now is to live.”

    “I used to think it was impossible,” Nicke says. “After I came. I thought for sure…”

    “But you did,” Sasha says. “You have.”

  4. Rec 17

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    William Nylander is not a disaster.

    Mostly.

    (a very loose interpretation of that time period where Willie wouldn't answer Pasta's fucking text messages.)

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    09 Aug 2017

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    Human Disaster William Nylander, Czech Saint David Pastrnak, Mitch Accidental Orgy Invite Marner, Kasperi DSL's Kapanen, Auston Fidget Spinner Matthews, Friends to Lovers to Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Disappointing Sex with Auston Matthews, Alternate Title: William Nylander's Poor Decision Playbook

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    They collapse, breathless, panting side by side on the single hotel bed, shoulders barely touching as they stare up at the shadowed stucco ceiling. Auston drags both hands over his face like he's trying to reset himself and says, “Good one,” which is such an Auston Matthews thing to say that Willie snorts.

    “I've had better,” he laughs, because it's possible to be honest and teasing at the same time.

    Auston kicks him, a lazy effort that still manages to catch Willie’s shin and fucking hurt . “You asked, ” Auston grumbles, sullen, and he's not wrong. Willie flings an arm over to clumsily pat at the solid muscle of Auston’s stomach

    Willie’s exhausted, boneless and more than ready to slip into a post-bone coma. “Just what I wanted,” he murmurs, slurred and tired. “You did good.”

    Auston turns onto his stomach, mumbling, “Don't Babe me,” before he buries his face in the pillow, out as easy as that.

  5. Rec 47

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    In a world in which soulmates are a fragile thing, Alexei is determined to outstubborn his future soulmate.

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    The secret is that Alexei is no better than Parson; he cannot disentangle himself and he doesn’t want to.

    Parson pines for his former soulmate, who becomes Alexei’s teammate.

    Alexei pines for his soulmate.

    Alexei is not a good man; he hopes his soulmate has been worn down. He hopes that his edges fit Alexei’s corners.