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  1. Summary

    Three unique, unconventional "heroes" with interlocking stories/lives.

    Gabriel Cadash isn't the typical storybook hero. He is a somewhat former criminal from The Carta with an indomitable streak of bad luck; not to mention his insatiable penchant for violence... and sex with the male persuasion. His best friends are his carta brothers, Lantos, and a dalish elf named Oliver Lavellan.

    Cameron Hawke, the (in)famous Champion Of Kirkwall, isn't as "heroic" as Varric's infamous book foretells but she'll kick your ass all the same. Then her boyfriend Fenris will kick your ass as well. Furthermore, her best friend might just shoot you in the ass with an arrow for good measure.

    Everyone really just loves Paragon Petra Aeducan. There isn't anyone in Thedas with anything negative to say about her. Was she heroic? Well, she did save Ferelden from a blight mere months after becoming a Grey Warden all the while having no actual warden training. So, yeah, that's damn heroic. Plus, she fell for two assassins who neither killed her or each other and that is almost as equally heroic as saving Ferelden.

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  2. Summary

    The (not-so) very different stories of three very different inquisitors put in similar situations: Cadash, Lavellan, Adaar. No matter the universe, problems will arise.

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  3. Summary

    A dwarf's gotta make a living somehow. For Varric Tethras, his living entails telling stories (occasionally embarrassing) about his friends and colleagues; from The "Kirkwall Gang" to The Inquisition. A storyteller's work is never done.

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  5. Summary

    Its just the general random craziness of the lives of the people in the apartment complex known as Hueco Noches.

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