sarcasticsterek



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    Biologically, Stiles is weak. When he presented as an omega, he knew that to be the truth but that never stopped him from running his mouth as a defense mechanism. However, it could only save him so many times before he ended up pissing off the wrong person. After he's attacked in the parking lot outside of school, Stiles realizes he can no longer protect himself with just pure wit and sarcasm. When the attack lands him in the hospital, his dad forces him to pick between two options, report the alphas who attacked him or join a kickboxing gym run by omega rights activist and alpha, Derek Hale, a man Stiles has been in love with for many years.

     

    *Now includes an extended chapter featuring Nate/Jupiter*

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    04 Feb 2018

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    Derek just became the Alpha, and Stiles can't stop thinking about what being Alpha must have done to his cock. Stiles is certain he wants to find out, so at the pack meeting, he stares at it intently, basically drooling, and Derek smells his arousal. Overwhelmed, Derek fucks him into his next life. Really, that's it.

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    Dirty-talking!Stiles and all the porn. There is no plot whatsoever.

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    04 Feb 2018

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    “We had to splint a girl’s leg in a ditch,” Scott says excitedly.

    “Bro, you sound way too happy about that,” Stiles complains, opening up his bag and pulling out a Twinkie.

    Derek removes it from his hand silently and replaces it with an apple. Stiles scowls at him for a second then bites into it, regardless. Derek sits back and lets the group discuss the merits of dramatic lifesaving feats for winning over the ladies. Scott is convinced it’ll help impress Allison; Isaac thinks Scott’s a loser. Stiles—

    Stiles is falling asleep on Derek’s shoulder.

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    06 Jan 2018

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    Stiles got ratted out by the Realm Guard for sneaking off with Scott a total of seven times before his dad buckled, promising sabbatical once Stiles reached Faehood, and enough Earth culture in the meantime to have him talking like a born-and-bred Californian teenager.

    He just didn’t have the tan.

    (Or, in which Stiles is a Frost Fae sent to the Earth Realm on the Fae version of Rumspringa and immediately falls head-first into a Coffee Shop AU)

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    04 Jan 2018

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    Or was it knotting?

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    04 Jan 2018