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Sometimes life is messy.



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    John's used to being lost. Grace is tired of waiting to be found. Harold wishes he were better at this.

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    Scenes in Hotch and Rossi's life together.

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    "Which of our cases was similar to Iron Man and the Hulk wanting us to commit fraud for them?" Peter asked. "Because I have to tell you I'm racking my brain and nothing's coming to mind."

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    5 Sep 2016

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    Sophie left SHIELD a long time ago, and now they want her back. (Eliot is livid.)

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    26 Jun 2016

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    Nate rubbed his hands together. "Let's go steal an intelligence agency!"

    "Technically we're stealing you," Coulson corrected.

    "Believe that, if it helps," Nate agreed, patting him on the shoulder as they filed upstairs to pack.

    loooool, perfect.

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    BURR
    Secretary Hamilton, belay that shouting!
    You protest too much, there's certainly no doubting
    the other figments of your own brain would agree,
    and so far there's been seven, plus me--but who's counting?

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    17 Jan 2016

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    14/11/2015, 3:04am
    @Real_AHam
    WHO EVEN TRIES TO SEXUALLY HARRASS THE U.S. TREASURY SECRETARY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING

    @Real_AHam
    GET A HOOKER

    @Real_AHam
    OR LIKE

    @Real_AHam
    AT LEAST PAY ME FIRST

    @Real_AHam
    #justsayin #phonegate15
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    In which the Treasury Secretary does not have a good night, as livetweeted by himself.

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    15 Nov 2015

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    After that Christmas that made him realize he wasn’t just affecting himself by running away for months and years at a time, Shawn isn’t really surprised when they all end up back in bed together months later. He wasn’t expecting it, wouldn’t let himself hope for it, but it feels as easy as it’s ever been to follow Cory and Topanga where they lead, wherever they’ll have him.

    It’s been years since they last did this, and even that time had been years after he’d told himself it was the last time, the natural end to things, and found that it was easier to make that resolution than it was to follow it.

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    24 Aug 2015

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