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Sometimes life is messy.



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    John's used to being lost. Grace is tired of waiting to be found. Harold wishes he were better at this.

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    Scenes in Hotch and Rossi's life together.

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    In which Vimes is Vetinari's bulldog, Vetinari is Vimes' headache, and they're both of them Lady Sybil's boys.

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    30 Aug 2017

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    This is...perfect. Like, how did this person so completely with words illustrate my feelings and thoughts about these characters? Ugh. Perfect.

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    "Which of our cases was similar to Iron Man and the Hulk wanting us to commit fraud for them?" Peter asked. "Because I have to tell you I'm racking my brain and nothing's coming to mind."

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    05 Sep 2016

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    Sophie left SHIELD a long time ago, and now they want her back. (Eliot is livid.)

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    26 Jun 2016

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    Nate rubbed his hands together. "Let's go steal an intelligence agency!"

    "Technically we're stealing you," Coulson corrected.

    "Believe that, if it helps," Nate agreed, patting him on the shoulder as they filed upstairs to pack.

    loooool, perfect.

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    Secretary Hamilton, belay that shouting!
    You protest too much, there's certainly no doubting
    the other figments of your own brain would agree,
    and so far there's been seven, plus me--but who's counting?

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    17 Jan 2016

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    14/11/2015, 3:04am
    @Real_AHam
    WHO EVEN TRIES TO SEXUALLY HARRASS THE U.S. TREASURY SECRETARY IN THE EARLY HOURS OF THE MORNING

    @Real_AHam
    GET A HOOKER

    @Real_AHam
    OR LIKE

    @Real_AHam
    AT LEAST PAY ME FIRST

    @Real_AHam
    #justsayin #phonegate15
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    In which the Treasury Secretary does not have a good night, as livetweeted by himself.

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    15 Nov 2015

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