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    Seven unrelated crossover oneshots involving Darcy Lewis and various leading males from different movies and TV shows.

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  1. Rec 46

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    The house seemed like a good deal at the time, but now getting all these things fixed and updated seems like a job she's just not up for. She sure as hell can't do it herself. So when she's stopped at a red light and a brand new white pickup pulls up beside her, SR Renos written on the side, she writes the phone number on the back of a parking receipt and tosses it into her purse.

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    15 Jun 2015

  2. Rec 54

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    Steve and Darcy meet in an elevator. Repeatedly.

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    9 Jun 2015

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    "Captain America is a dick, and I may never forgive him. Like, ever. I swear to Thor, the guy is a douche-canoe of epic proportions and he is never getting a customized playlist from me ever again."

    Darcy Lewis will learn to rue the day she agreed to do a favor for Steve, because it led her down a whole other rabbit hole, and she was perfectly happy not being Alice, thank you very much.
    But she did fall for his earnest 'Aw Shucks Ma'am' routine, and she did accidentally adopt a certain ex Russian Spysassin into her heart (And her bed?) So now she has to deal with the ensuing journey to Wonderland, which is fitting, because frankly, She's Mad, He's Mad, They're all a little mad there.

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    The one where Darcy isn't sure if SHE has Stockholm Syndrome, or if Bucky does; and it's just been a really weird few months, okay?

    Note: The prologue is in first person - which some people don't like, but its super short and after that it switches to second for the rest of the story !

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    9 Jun 2015

  4. Rec 33

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    Five times Darcy didn't ask to be Bifrosted to Asgard, and one time she did.

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    16 May 2015

  5. Rec 52

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    “That’s an…interesting look, Captain.”

    “Shut it, Stark.”

    “No, seriously, is that a hickey to go with that bedhead of yours?”

    It’s the little things that give them away. It’s also always good to have a plan in case you get found out. Doesn’t mean that everyone else is going to buy it, however.

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    26 Apr 2014

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