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    A modern world with no superheroes. Main pairings Steve/Tony, Peggy/Daniel/Jack and Erik/Charles. All their lives intertwine.

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    Set in an Alpha/Beta/Omega society where Steve Rogers was just an Omega boy from Brooklyn who went on to be injected with serum and become Captain America, only to be told that the serum worked too well and he was effectively 'immortal', or rather, frozen as a perfect specimen of his twenty-four year old self. He lives through most of the 20th century only to lose his close personal friend Howard Stark in 2005. A Will left by Howard leaves Tony and Steve no choice but to marry and make the most out of it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 60

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    Ms. Blake seems to steel herself. “Sex. Sex with werewolves. Sex with Derek…”

    Stiles’ jaw falls open, because that is not something he’d have expected his teacher to ask him. “Despite what some kanima-wielding, serial killing, zombie psychos like to believe, I don’t know Derek like that. But, I don’t know… he seems like he’d be possessive, maybe? And of course being a werewolf he’d probably have really good stamina and a really short refractory period… Isn’t this something you should be asking him?”

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    10 Oct 2016

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    There were three things college hockey players Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski knew for certain. 1) Their lives revolved around hockey, 2) They were madly in love, and 3) Derek was so far in the closet he might never find his way out.

    They'd been together for two years now, and for two years they'd been a secret with only a few people knowing about them. Yet Derek's fear kept them from moving forward: fear of his family's rejection, fear of his sexuality tanking his father's career, fear of the rampant homophobia in professional sports. The ruse was growing thin.

    Something had to give.

    Or: The story of how one epic NCAA Championship run and college, served as the backdrop for some of life's great hardships.

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    28 Sep 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    Sammy Vincetti's world is spun on its axis when his father, don of the local Italian mafia, decides to adopt an orphaned boy belonging to the rival Russian mafia in order to make peace between the two families. Dimitri "Dean" Ivanov, a quiet, curious boy with broken English, doesn't understand why Sammy hates him so much - nor why he enjoys the attention so much either.

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    25 Sep 2016

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    Stiles loves cock. Everybody in Beacon High knows it. They may whisper about him taking it up the ass, but at least he’s getting some.

    Cue in Derek Hale. One year older, handsome and totally unobtainable – or that’s what Stiles thought. It didn’t take more than one suggestive curl of Derek’s eyebrows and Stiles got on his knees, just like that. So what if Derek doesn’t want to hold his hand in public? He hits all Stiles' kinks at once, and anyways it’s just taking some time, Stiles figures, for Derek to come on terms with being in a relationship with a guy...

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    24 Sep 2016

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    Stiles has been fucking obsessed with famous werewolf author Derek Hale since he was fifteen years old and the first book came out. Like, embarrassingly obsessed. Like, had a poster of the guy hanging up on the wall above his bed, obsessed. When Hale moved back to Beacon Hills, Stiles just figured he'd hole himself up in his rebuilt mansion, writing his fourth book, never to fulfill Stiles' endless daydreams about running into him and having the alpha fall madly in love with him.

    It's completely fucking improbable and nonsensical, would never happen in a million years, so of course Stiles somehow winds up in a no-strings-attached agreement with his literary idol, all while eating chicken McNuggets out of his pocket at random intervals and plotting the demise of the McFlurry mixer.

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    14 Sep 2016

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