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    "You lied to me,” Kakashi says quietly.

    Obito immediately snarls. “Fuck you, I never lied!” he spits. “Just because you’re such a bad Hunter you can’t even figure out when a fucking vampire is right in front of you—”

    “In my defense,” Kakashi says mildly, “you seem like you’re a pretty terrible vampire, honestly.”

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    13 Oct 2017

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    Unwillingly forced to serve as a human trial for a crazy alchemist experimenting with time travel, Edward Elric finds himself standing across from Truth in the moment it takes his leg from him. Armed with the knowledge of what's to come and burdened with guilt for the choices he'd made as an adult, Ed sets out to fix every mistake he ever made and save every life they ever lost, no matter what it takes.

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    16 Sep 2017

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    "Is this your first time?"

    Olivier has never slept with a virgin.

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    14 Sep 2017

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    Thirteen is too young to gain eight years of memories that might come to pass--especially when you don't even know what to do with yourself in the present. But when the future is that bloody and dark, do you have any choice but to try to change it?

    He remembers the absolute agony of the doctors trying to save him, which finally sent him into blissful unconsciousness—

    —except he doesn’t remember any of that. Tsuna’s last memory is of putting his head down on his desk and falling asleep to the sound of the teacher’s droning, thirteen years old and tired of not understanding a word, not of being twenty-two and beloved and dying.

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    02 Sep 2017

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    Keith and Lance unknowingly inhale an alien aphrodisiac during a simple resource retrieval mission. But unlike the common aphrodisiac, this particular one reactivates under certain unknown conditions, later leaving them craving in situations that don't necessarily present them with many options. Keith tries to work through it, concerned with the sudden lack of control of his body, until he realizes the same thing is happening to Lance. So...great. How are they supposed to deal with this, keep it a secret, AND tend to the thousands of other responsibilities that come with defending the universe? (Together, of course.)

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    17 Aug 2017