sanguineMantra
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"Work suuuucked, dude. Seriously. Little to no business and I basically just sat around all day. Ugh." He sat down at the dining room table, fiddling with the newspapers absent mindedly. You walk over and pat him on the head and ruffle his hair, laughing a little, saying "That's okay, son. No big dealio."
Stevie'd made this little heart stopping squeak, fidgeting minutely.
You stop, your hand still in his hair.
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How exactly do you react when your best friend you haven't seen in a decade is a stripper at a gay club? Um, if you have to ask twice, then you have no brains.
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- Part 1 of Marionette
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24 Jan 2013
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“Holy shit,” you whisper. Dave joins you at the window.
There are no stars left in the sky. Nothing but blackness and a faint soap bubble sheen.
“Is that a dream bubble?” Dave says.
And then it swallows you.
Update: Now with an illustration by Renaris.
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23 Jan 2013
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NO HONO, A sugoi JOHNDAVE/JOHNKAT YAOI FANFICTIOn, some other stuff happesn too, (Cameo apperence by Snoop dogg) by jesus
Homestuck, Christianity - Fandom, Snoop Dogg - Fandom, MSPA
22 Mar 2012
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dAVE AND JOHN MAKE OUT
KARKAT YAOI DREAMS OVER JOHN TOO
NO HOMO THOUGH. HOMOS ARE GROSSeverywone gets invovled. like evfveryone. even gerony!
In Dis story U get to hear the hot sex moans of Geromy, Snoop dogg, karkat, jOhn, Dave, hella jeff.... Even de lesiabns, Kenayea of Rose, and den Neopeta/Equsquis. ALso!! eridan being fgross and lonely aQUEERius get of de floor loser go back to ur lonely hive in lonelyland. HomoIntermisison feat. Snoop Dogg and Geromy
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"You get very distracted by johns hot throbbing elbows, like does he even notice how horn-y you are right now from the sight of his elbowas? You gently rub your cock through your pockets as you drift of into yaoi fantasys, but he snaps you alive with the sound of his beautiful face
"oh!... karkat......... so do you wanna come over and watch con air? blah blah blah nic cage? and it'll be totally heterosexual! i only have one bed, though.... so yaoi'll have to share with me!!""Bookmarked by sanguineMantra
13 Jan 2013
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An AU timeline in which Eridan has a different plan to get himself a quadrant - or maybe two. Eridan has access to an alchemiter, and makes Sollux a collar that blocks his visions. But, being Eridan, he didn't exactly do it out of the goodness of his heart.
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30 Nov 2012
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Alternate names – ‘this human emotion called ‘butt-touch,’’ ‘but who tops,’ ‘parkourstuck’
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1. Be Dave Strider, human, tricker extraordinaire and minor GrubTube sensation. Meet some douchebag at a practice session.
2. Be Karkat Vantas, troll, traceur with a few tricks and an ornery fucker with something to hide.
3. Step into the trick, keep your core tight, and flip.
4. Keep flipping.
5. Now kiss.Tips
-Drink plenty of water.
-Don’t slow down as you’re approaching the obstacle! That’s stutter-stepping, and you will fuck up hard.
-Knees up, shoulders back.
-Quit worrying already and touch his hot butt.Bookmarked by sanguineMantra
30 Nov 2012